Taxi for Pardew

Discussion in 'football' started by BCBlues, Feb 16, 2018.

  1. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

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  2. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    How I imagine Gaz Baz stealing a taxi.

     
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  3. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

    He'll get another job somewhere. It's who you know not how good you are, white haired cunt...
     
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  4. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

    It's like a magic roundabout with Pulis Pardew Hodgson Warnock Moyes etc
     
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  5. Wilf

    Wilf Meeting few of his KPIs

    It's the downbeat shitness of this whole story. If you were to ask the question 'how would a bunch of badly managed uninspired, underperforming players hit the headlines', this would be it. It's almost a metaphor for the English national team - so keen were they to get home from a foreign field that they got a taxi - and forgot the driver. And Pardew.
     
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  6. mod

    mod A modernist

    you'd put Roy Hodgson in that group? Blasphemy. He very nearly won a european trophy with an unfancied side in Fulham who'd finished 7th the season before.
     
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  7. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

    Fair do's. He is well respected at West Brom too and only left to take on the England job.
    We'll let him pick first ride.
    I think there's a couple of seats left tho ...
    Curbishley , Holloway, Colin???
    Car-Ride.jpg
     
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  8. littlebabyjesus

    littlebabyjesus one of Maxwell's demons

    Curbishley? Just look at Charlton since he left. Colin's never been given a chance - he's sacked as soon as he wins promotion.
     
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  9. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

    Where's he now?? He managed Charlton and West Ham, hardly anything to brag about. They're both floundering London sides one of them surviving on the back of the porn industry the other showing total disrespect to it's bread and butter supporters.

    And Colin just has that mentality 'I'll get you up there ( in the prem) but then what"

    Put them on the roundabout...
     
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  10. imposs1904

    imposs1904 Thread Killa'

    Colin?
     
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  11. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

    Wednesday supporters have since given Warnock the nickname "Colin", stemming from the fact that "Neil Warnock" can be anagrammed into the name "Colin Wanker": this has been picked up by fans of other clubs as well.
     
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  12. bendeus

    bendeus Bellend Tagline Generator

    :D:D:D
     
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  13. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat for the workers' breakfast

    doing the rounds

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  14. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

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  15. mx wcfc

    mx wcfc Well-Known Member

    When he left Reading, the fanzine (The Whiff, rip) ran the headline "Au recherche du temps Pardew".
    He's generally referred to as Parjudas to this day.
     
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  16. purenarcotic

    purenarcotic Conveniently Pocket Sized

    Can’t believe he lasted as long as he did, one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen on Saturday. Totally lacklustre, no energy, crap crap crap. Hope the door hits his arse hard on the way out.
     
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  17. Voley

    Voley Ramoner

    I thought he wouldn't last the month about 6 weeks ago.
     
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  18. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    Curbishley hasn't managed anybody since he sued West Ham for wrongful dismissal. That was about ten years ago. And when he was our manager I think we were backed by the bankrupt biscuit barons rather than the porn industry.

    The irony of a Chelsea fan casting aspersions on where an owner's money has come from isn't lost by the way. :)
     
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  19. Dr. Furface

    Dr. Furface One small step for man

    He's so far out the game he hardly ever even pops up Talksport any more
     
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  20. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

     
  21. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

    He does a lot of work for the overseas premier league. He's big in Albania!
     
  22. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    Small mercies and all that.
    watching-paint-dry.jpg
     
  23. sealion

    sealion Well-Known Member

    :D
     
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  24. The Octagon

    The Octagon Stop...Hammertime

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  25. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

    He couldn't even motivate The Baggies on the day they celebrated the mighty Cyrille Regis. The whole place was lifted and rocking but Pardew couldn't channel this in to the team and they lost 2-3 to Southampton.
     

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