Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Oh good. I started to get a bit paranoid.
zenie said:*Reads thread*![]()
Thanks the lord she isn't SE
Good luck y'all
William of Walworth said:PAYE -- sanity saver.
There were some Inland Revenue ads a while ago encouraging people to switch to self assessment, what was all that about then? Surely if you're in PAYE you're in it, and would have no rational reason on earth to switch to the pain and anguish of self assessment/annual tax returns unless you were mad (or had no choice).
Mrs Magpie said:I work for an agency and it's PAYE. I've never had a self-assessment form ever. Should I?
Hollis said:If you're a higher rate tax payer, have more than 1 income, investments, rent out property, then you have to self-assess.
that as I imperfectly remember, was encouraging people (or at least it looked like that!) to switch to self assessment. As if there WAS a choice for some categories of folk between PAYE (?) and self assessment, and as if (even more implausible) it made more sense to bring down all that pain on yourself when you didn't have to.William of Walworth said:You have no choice?
I'm not in any of those categories and am unlikely to become so any time soon.
I still don't understand that advertising campaign from a while backthat as I imperfectly remember, was encouraging people (or at least it looked like that!) to switch to self assessment. As if there WAS a choice for some categories of folk between PAYE (?) and self assessment, and as if (even more implausible) it made more sense to bring down all that pain on yourself when you didn't have to.

Mrs Magpie said:If anyone needs a great accountant who isn't expensive PM me. My husband has used her for years. She's a star.

Hollis said:The main reason for the advertising is to get people to fill in their returns on time, so they don't get the automatic £100 penalty. - I don't think you do get any choice.. as I can't imagine many people voluntarily doing it.
However they've now introduced a short 4-page tax return for people in the above categories with failry simple tax affairs.
"If you receive a tax return do you have to complete it?
Yes - even if you pay all your tax through PAYE. A tax return is sometimes required for other reasons, for example to check if the correct tax has been paid overall. So if you are sent a tax return, you must fill it in and send it back even if you believe that you have no extra tax to pay."
) or we're talking about different ones ...Weirdly, just got a letter to say they're giving me over 700 quid back + whatever for this tax yearJ77 said:I haven't teceived any reply from the tax office for my last two correspondances - both to demonstarte that I hadn't worked in the UK for the full tax year (once in 2002/3, once 2005/6).
Is this normal? Do they always take forever to reply?

I don't hold out much hope of getting the activation password this time either. I suspect they will get the address right in time to ask for the £100 penalty.

(((pinkmonkey)))pinkmonkey said:I just paid my tax bill today - tumbleweed is now rolling through our joint savings account and half my possessions are on ebay.![]()

rorymac said:I have loads of messages from my accountant about today being the last day to post off my return but I decided to do it myself this year. Well it's money for old rope and I now try to plan beyond next week where possible. I find it very difficult and I hate it actually but this year's return is simple as I earned practically nought ie minus nought. : - / That's it.
Now I have an hour or so to decide whether I do it or ring the accountant.
Are you scrutinised more if you suddenly do your own return ? .. I can copy what the accountant always does with the adjusted figures .. it would take about 5 minutes and it would be correct too. I have nothing to hide etc etc but if I knew I was more likely to be given the once over then I wouldn't do it myself.
I also now have to post it as my activation pin is not usable to do the tax return . I applied for it yesterday. If I post it tomorrow is it too late ?
EastEnder said:(((pinkmonkey)))
At least you could pay it.
I've really got to take my personal accounting practices beyond the level of assorted Post-It notes..........![]()
at work I have to do the VAT 4 times a year, prepare the end of year accounts for the company and the Inland Revenue returns for a payroll of about 500 staff and most of my colleagues haven't grasped the concept of post-it notes yet
The answer, I've found, is to start planning early...Mrs Magpie said:I'm now in a panic because I do (unpaid) work for three voluntary organisations, two of which I'm a director of. I've just been told that because I'm a director even though I've never made a penny, or claim expenses from them, that I have to pay NI in respect of those, rather than NI just for the times when I get paid work from the agency.
Paul Russell said:A few years ago Brown brought in a thing where you could treat all computer equipment and software that you used for your business as 100% expense rather than farting around with capital allowances.
Does that still apply? I bought an external hard drive for back-ups.
That ended last year, IIRC.Paul Russell said:A few years ago Brown brought in a thing where you could treat all computer equipment and software that you used for your business as 100% expense rather than farting around with capital allowances.
editor said:That ended last year, IIRC.
It's 50% now minus whatever percentage you use it for personal use (so it if cost £100, you can claim £50, but if 10% of its use is personal, you have to take that off, leaving you with a £45 claim).
You can also claim a percentage back the following year, although it involves so much pissing about that you end up with virtually nothing.
Just want to get rid of the thing.eme said:then in following years you do some crazy jazz like calculations for depreciation... (haven't got there yet!)