If you just burble on in much the same manner as you do here, that should keep them entertained well enough.
oh hush you
If you just burble on in much the same manner as you do here, that should keep them entertained well enough.

Seriously though, its a cliche but its true--its basically like acting. You have to look as if you know what you're doing even (especially) when you don't. Front it. Don't let them see you sweat.
Tibet

it's not meant to be a monologue, i'm meant to get discussions going and so on, introduce an interesting topic and get the students to ask me questions about it and discuss it
i'm thinking the way forward is trolling them![]()
i am allowed to talk about anything i want but i don't think i could do a monologue for an hour on anything, that's like 10000 words or something.
nah, I work them. 

It's only when it's played back to you through them that you know you do it. I have a tendency for example to exclaim ''Exactly!'' in different intonations depending on the situation,lol. My students have started doing this too when we converse which makes you a little more aware about the things you say which can be a bit daunting at times especially at first but they're there to learn not trip you up.

Just teach them Blaydon Races. 20 minutes learning it, 40 minutes singing it. Job done. Next week -- revision session, can you remember Blaydon Races?


the ammount of bullshit you spread on here i'm shocked you can't spin a yarn for a while.
If they want culture surely its easy. Tunes, films, football. I refuse to belive you can't chat noise about those three for 45 mins a piece or whatver you need to be talking for.
A really intresting one for films would be how western culture percieves chinease peeps in films/tv. You could even play clips(might need subtitles) of stuff like family guy(are you jackie chan, no asinas allowed in the hotel) and southpark(chinease dodgeball team) and stuff like that to break up your long diatribes.
dave

I know man, but i'm not allowed to sip beer in classes. I would love to do a 'routine' sat there with a bottle of whisky![]()


Innit! i can't belive he hasn't worked out you can put alcohol into coke bottles and fool the world.
dave(doesn't think this is a good idea)
