SWP Party Notes 30 August 2005

[hibee]

I had already read this once before, but reading it again really brought home to me just what a great revolutionary organisation the SWP are.

Sometimes I worry about how you get on down the boozer.

 

[butchersapron]

Sometimes I worry about how you get on down the boozer.

He doesn't do real life mate. They'd eat him alive. I believe he does the union bar.

 

[TremulousTetra]

Sometimes I worry about how you get on down the boozer.

with your obvious inability to spot humour, I'd worry more about yourself mate.

Rmp3

 

[hibee]

with your obvious inability to spot humour, I'd worry more about yourself mate.

I'm laugh a minute, me.

 

[bolshiebhoy]

He doesn't do real life mate. They'd eat him alive. I believe he does the union bar.

Now, now butchers, lets not be doing "my anarchist's been to more boozers than your marxist!" Between me and Flypanam we'll have yous beat hands down

 

[butchersapron]

with your obvious inability to spot humour, I'd worry more about yourself mate.

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No to mention your oft-notted inability to actually do humour...

 

[butchersapron]

Now, now butchers, lets not be doing "my anarchist's been to more boozers than your marxist!" Between me and Flypanam we'll have yous beat hands down

I think you may be right there - depends how happy you are playing the drunken' mick though

 

[TremulousTetra]

I'm laugh a minute, me.

Go on then, make me laugh.

 

[Nigel Irritable]

I think you may be right there - depends how happy you are playing the drunken' mick though

I don't know about those two, but it's a role I've often enjoyed playing. Preserving nasty cultural stereotypes can be hard work, you know.

 

[bolshiebhoy]

Careful there chap, we might find ourselves on the same side!

 

[bolshiebhoy]

I think you may be right there - depends how happy you are playing the drunken' mick though

Ah now you realise that persona is an essential part of every healthy SWP branch. Where there wasn't one of us there had to be a Duncan Hallas to fill the void. Shame I'm the only Respect member in Swindon so I have to fill the role and entertain myself. And note, I haven't risen to your flagrant Taig bating you lucky England supporting bastard!

 

[JHE]

...I'm the only Respect member in Swindon...

Gosh! There must be at least a couple of thousand Muslims in Swindon. You are doing spectacularly badly!

Top tip: Start a campaign for the closure of the Saracen's Head. That'll do the trick, inshallah.

If even that doesn't work, move to Slough. (Mohammed & the mountain an' all that.)

 

[hibee]

Go on then, make me laugh.

Two blokes sitting in the pub. First one goes, 'what do you do for a living then?' Other one says, 'I'm a beekeeper.'

'Oh really? I'm a beekeeper too. How many bees do you have?'

'I've got about 700.'

'How many hives do you keep them in?'

'10. What about you, how many bees have you got?'

'I've got, like, a million.'

'A million bees? That's a lot. How many hives do you keep them in?'

'One.'

'Isn't that a bit cruel?'

'Nah. Fuck 'em.'

 

[bolshiebhoy]

If even that doesn't work, move to Slough. (Mohammed & the mountain an' all that.)

Tried to sleep on it but no 24 hours later you're still an islamophobic tosser

 

[Taxamo Welf]

Two blokes sitting in the pub. First one goes, 'what do you do for a living then?' Other one says, 'I'm a beekeeper.'

'Oh really? I'm a beekeeper too. How many bees do you have?'

'I've got about 700.'

'How many hives do you keep them in?'

'10. What about you, how many bees have you got?'

'I've got, like, a million.'

'A million bees? That's a lot. How many hives do you keep them in?'

'One.'

'Isn't that a bit cruel?'

'Nah. Fuck 'em.'