EastEnder
Brixton Barnacle
After years of dismissing it as the purview of the terminally indolent, the 50 hour weeks I now find myself working have forced my hand. I have, reluctantly, starting experimenting with this contemporary evil. Thus far, with less than acceptable results.
Admittedly, I've only tried Sainsburys so far. In the interests of fairness, I decided not to judge too hastily. I've given them 2 weeks, and each time they've pissed me off. How is it possible that you place an order FIVE DAYS in advance, and they still can't supply 5 of the items I asked for??? They gave me "substitutes" instead. Lucky me. I only ordered 31 items FFS, that's a 16% failure rate!!!
And their concept of "substitutions" is laughable. I ordered one pack of organic portobello mushrooms - the nice big, dark, flat type. They delivered: one pack of organic white, closed cup mushrooms. Yes, they're both organic. Yes, they're both mushrooms. If you're listening, Mr Sainsburys, hold a white closed cup mushroom in one hand, and a large, dark, flat, portobello mushroom in the other hand, and tell me exactly how one is an acceptable substitute for the other!!!!!!!

So, next week I'm going to try Tesco's online thingy. They get a two week trial period as well, after which I might be forced to try that ocado thingy (or whatever the hell it's called).
Any other online supermarket experiences out there?
Admittedly, I've only tried Sainsburys so far. In the interests of fairness, I decided not to judge too hastily. I've given them 2 weeks, and each time they've pissed me off. How is it possible that you place an order FIVE DAYS in advance, and they still can't supply 5 of the items I asked for??? They gave me "substitutes" instead. Lucky me. I only ordered 31 items FFS, that's a 16% failure rate!!!
And their concept of "substitutions" is laughable. I ordered one pack of organic portobello mushrooms - the nice big, dark, flat type. They delivered: one pack of organic white, closed cup mushrooms. Yes, they're both organic. Yes, they're both mushrooms. If you're listening, Mr Sainsburys, hold a white closed cup mushroom in one hand, and a large, dark, flat, portobello mushroom in the other hand, and tell me exactly how one is an acceptable substitute for the other!!!!!!!

So, next week I'm going to try Tesco's online thingy. They get a two week trial period as well, after which I might be forced to try that ocado thingy (or whatever the hell it's called).
Any other online supermarket experiences out there?





