GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
anyone who has to use higher than a factor 5 is frankly a big auld wuss...
Sunburnt people = divs
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Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
GarfieldLeChat said:
Bollocks
GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
the only time i have anythign close to sun burn it was wind burn after driving through the desert at high speed with a baseball cap on backwards had a stoopid little on it's side D on my fore head for a week don't do it kids...
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
sojourner said:40 minutes, MAX, that's all it was....probably only 20-30 mins in all...a cuppa and a spliff, and I got fucking BURNEDBlistered arms and a fetching v-neck
If you hadn't been spliffing up you'd probably not have lost track of the time
GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
2 thanxsOrang Utan said:
well you don't count you're ginnger
SighOrang Utan said:10 minutes is enough to burn
You're still on my div list
I'm usually the worlds best at putting sunblock on. Too many nasty incidents from childhood made me ultra aware. But on Saturday, before I dragged out the garden lounger from the shed (into the SHADE), I decided to sit on me back step for said cuppa and spliff.
Snot fair. Ginge and a div. And I spent the rest of the weekend in the shade.
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
I'm ginger and I spent most of the day in the garden. No burns!
GarfieldLeChat said:
Or they have freckles and/or moles and their risk of melanoma is increased by over 25%
http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/article.aspx?articleId=655§ionId=3556
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
sojourner said:
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Sadie said:When I used to work at a dance school, teaching, my boss said to the parents of one of the children after they'd been on holiday, "ooh she hasn't got much of a tan has she?". She was three.
Div.
At one of my schools, on sunny days, a teacher used to insist we stripped to our underwear & did our classwork outdoors plus extra PE etc. So we could "get a healthy sunburn" Even at that age, it was obvious she had something a little strange (other than her religion) going on. She was always lapsing rapturously into stories about the ways of teaching in old Sparta & indeed any other stories that involved small naked children who were "brown as a berry" running about.
Needless to say, as soon as I was away from that school & less regularly sunburned, the years of suffering from highly annoying low-level skin problems ended, abruptly!
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
sojourner said:Sigh
I'm usually the worlds best at putting sunblock on. Too many nasty incidents from childhood made me ultra aware. But on Saturday, before I dragged out the garden lounger from the shed (into the SHADE), I decided to sit on me back step for said cuppa and spliff.
Snot fair. Ginge and a div. And I spent the rest of the weekend in the shade.
make a shorter spliff next time and drink your cuppa faster
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
pogofish said:
Maybe she was a pervert.
Our English teacher used to make us wear leotards for lessons
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
sojourner said:It was only a 1 skinner anyway!!
Bah, fucking sunshine
so have a 1-skinner and stub it. Don't be so greedy
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
sojourner said:Stub it??!!! Blimey, there's only about 5 smerks on the bloody thing
You're bloody rubbish with advice you are, jesus...
Alright
Have the fucking FULL 1-skinner spliff INSIDE
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
sojourner said:*big intake of breath*
oh. I was going to shout FINE, but you've rather foxed me there, you minx.
Gotta go and sit on a tube train now and suffer
I've already said!!! A cuppa and a spliffs worth of time, that's all it was - I really didn't think it was enough time to do me damage...and I've lived in this skin all me life you know so I do know how long it can take the raystrashpony said:Or alternatively, wear a hat and sit in the shade. Or only go out when it's late afternoon
/smug burn-free person
I have been very good this year- apart from the other weekend when I'd stayed over at boyf's and was going to go straight home in the morning, but instead we went to the shops and I got a little bit red on my chest- I haven't burned at all. I'm Celtic and have pale skin, so I wear a big sun hat, glasses, sunscreen and don't go in the sun when it's midday or anything. Admittedly I'm not always very good at keeping out of the sun, but I am a lot better than I was as a kid.
Blatantly fake tan all the way.
Blatantly fake tan all the way.
lemontop
hungry luma
I'm really careful about making sure I put suncream on. I learnt my lesson after getting burnt when I was about 18. I'd been to a cricket match with my brother and had been sitting in direct sun for about 8 hours. It didn't feel that hot but later we both started feeling really sick. I was so burnt that all the skin came off and I was so sick with sunstroke. I had to wear a hat for days to hide it and looked like Aunt Sally. Been pale and interesting since then.
Stobart Stopper
Well-Known Member
Never use sunscreen with a lower factor of 15. I only ever use that and I still go brown. My cousin's wife roasts herself with that low factor Ambre Solaire oil and she's paying the price now, looks like a piece of old leather and she's only 41.
Stobart Stopper
Well-Known Member
I went to pick my son's friend up this morning and his dad came out, he never uses suncream he thinks it's "for poofs", the bloke looked like a big fat red tomato, he spent all day in the sun yesterday and he's burnt to a crisp. Idiot.oddworld said:I think its silly, a girl at work today said - it was cloudy I didnt wear any
Also a student nurse today phoned in sick with sun burn , a student nurse FFS.
I am going to place him on the cancer ward next semester and see if that teaches him anything at all
