Subbuteo

[pk]

oh look - its stalky mcstalk a lot. Does your wife and kids know you stalk people on the internet darling?

LOL, I actually called them into the room to laugh at your picture.

My son reckons you look like Baldrick.

The only question is: which guise?

# Legionary Baldricus - Roman Britain?
# Baldrick, Son of Robin the Dung Gatherer - Middle ages?
# Baldrick - Elizabethan?
# Baldrick - English Civil War?
# Sodoff Baldrick MP/the Lord Baldrick - Regency?
# Bert Baldrick - Regency - Sodoff's cousin?
# Baldick - Regency - Sodoff's uncle?
# Mr. Baldrick - 1858?
# Privet S. Bladrick - WWI?
# Baldick - 1999?
# The Rt Hon S. Baldrick MP - 1999?

 

[sojourner]

tell you what pk, you've got a problem!

 

[chegrimandi]

you're such a stalking freak of nature.



do you know how many people on here think you're an absolute cunt? Or are you totally impervious to it all?

 

[pk]

tell you what pk, you've got a problem!

With who? Cheg the Troll-Tramp?



Hardly!

I'm going to have a proper party with Photoshop soon.

Awwww... Cheg... you ran crying to Crispy to get him to delete your pic?

Bless. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, would be my advice.

 

[Crispy]

Don't dish it out if you can't take it, would be my advice.

How about - and here's a crazy notion - nobody dishes anything out.

 

[chegrimandi]

With who? Cheg the Troll-Tramp?



Hardly!

I'm going to have a proper party with Photoshop soon.

Awwww... Cheg... you ran crying to Crispy to get him to delete your pic?

Bless. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, would be my advice.

like I said a stalking freak of nature. Stalking me for my pictures. Stalking me to my work place. Playing with photoshop with my pictures...

I could easily find pictures of you you moron. I know your first name and a couple of pm's and I'd find out your surname.It wouldn't be hard. But I have better things to do with my time thankfully.

Run crying? I simply asked him to remove a picture of me you found which you had no permission to post up.

Oddball.

 

[pk]

How about - and here's a crazy notion - nobody dishes anything out.

I'm laughing far too hard to dish anything out at the moment...

He really is a troll!

 

[Bakunin]

This one is headed binwards, methinks.

Last in.

 

[isitme]

this always happens when we get the subbuteo out

 

[chegrimandi]

I'm laughing far too hard to dish anything out at the moment...

He really is a troll!

no one else seems to be laughing with you timelord.



so have pixar been on the phone after the subbuteo masterpiece?

 

[Griff]

Getting back on track...

Nicked from the other thread:

Did you know there was Subbuteo Angling?

WTF

 

[pk]

no one else seems to be laughing with you timelord.



so have pixar been on the phone after the subbuteo masterpiece?

That's because you whined enough to get the picture removed that's at the top of page 61 on The Quintessential Drugs Forum *Munted* Ugly Mug Thread.

You ruined their potential enjoyment!

(sorry Griff - I'm done now )

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

my games of subbuteo never got so heated. it's like 70 footie violence making a comeback.

here we go here we go here we go......

 

[Bakunin]

my games of subbuteo never got so heated. it's like 70 footie violence making a comeback.

here we go here we go here we go......

'You're gonna get your fuckin' head kicked in!'

And so on.

 

[kained&able]

did pk do that video or something?

if so shit ball.

if not shit ball.

dave

 

[tangerinedream]

Subbuteo was awesome.

 

[jonnyd1978]

My partners stepdad still plays subbuteo with the 2 lads he fosters...13 and 11 years old. They have the pitch stuck to a wooden board with the adverts at the side and everything. Now the strange bit....they must own 150 teams! All the UK clubs....some home AND away kits. Most of the Euro clubs too. They play out a Premier league season, FA Cup, Champions League etc and then have trophies for the winner of each tournament. Lots of tears and tantrums when the youngest loses. Tha bastards haven't asked me to join in yet.

 

[pk]

did pk do that video or something?

if so shit ball.

if not shit ball.

dave

I know, twas shit, but it's the actual match ball I nicked from the close up.

And it revolves a bit. What more d'ya want FFS?

I got to keep the kit too, though a few of them players got broked.

Anyway, you try animating the tiny plastic ball!

 

[pk]

Besides, my light sabre one totally rules.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Ooh since we're on toys!



And!

 

[souljacker]

wrong, england were in light blue shorts and peter shilton eas in grey

amatures

And the Argies were in their dark blue away gear, certainly not green stripes, thats for sure.

But anyway, I had subbuteo crickets rival, Test Match, which was fucking ace. You had to roll the ball down a chute to bowl. Me and my brother loved that one, until we got a spectrum.

 

[Silva]

I do own a subbuteo set (the one with Argentina and Germany) and two teams (the might Scotland and Switzerland), but the whole pitch was just too large to fit anywhere, except the dinner table.
Because of that, I've always been more of a Waddington's Table Soccer man myself.

 

[marksims68]

I LOVED Subbuteo when I was younger, I even got to play against the then world champion Joseph Bonfante when he toured England in 1982. I had the astropitch, fence surround and about 30 teams, loads of balls and about six goal sets! I used to play in a league too, I won the F,A Cup and League with Brighton!

Gave up playing it around 1986, just after Match Day came out on the Spectrum.......

If I remember rightly rubbing the bases with beeswax made the players glide across the pitch, I never did that, I used to curl the players.........made for a more interesting spectacle!

Subbuteo, flick to kick!

 

[alsoknownas]

You ones what are arguing (boringly) about something from another thread/part of your lives - take it somewhere else will ya? We're trying to have a serious discussion about small plastic football figures.

 

[dodgepot]

i had subbuteo when i was young and i wasn't even into football. crazy, i know.

did anyone go the whole painting the crowd figures and having stadiums and everything?

 

[MysteryGuest]

did anyone go the whole painting the crowd figures and having stadiums and everything?

only some sad people.

 

[alsoknownas]

I never did that, I used to curl the players.........made for a more interesting spectacle!

Subbuteo, flick to kick!

I too was teh cuuuuuurl king.

Flick to kick! Damn right. Hmmm... new tagline?

 

[dodgepot]

only some sad people.

i didn't do it, but why would it be sad? nothing wrong with having a hobby

my brother made a fantastic scalextric layout when he was about 14 or 15. it was on a wooden platform in his bedroom, with a hole in the middle and his bed underneath. had fantastic scenery and that and grandstands and everything.

 

[toblerone3]

My Perfect Cousin

Now I've got a cousin called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the same

Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's private joy
His mothers little golden boy

He's gotta degree in economics
Maths - physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
Cos I hate university challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
Cos he flicked the kick
And I didn't know
Oh my perfect cousin ..

His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
Cos Kevin he's in love with himself

Oh my perfect cousin

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w0MCti-LBFg

 

[alsoknownas]

That song is like a proto-Pulp song - very Jarvis Cocker (in a good way)!