Stupidest transfer of the summer

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I saw him play reasonably well once against us, although he didn't score.

Looked like he'd be worth a good £50,000.

 

[Harold Hill]

They'll be going down faster than he does whenever a defender gets within a foot of him if they expect him to score the goals to save them

They're obsessed with 'crowd pleasers' over there. This usually means 'got a few tricks but don't rely on them when the going gets tough'. They also like 'characters' which roughly translates as 'complete wanker'

Got a feeling he might be celebrating first day of the season.