pk said:Has-been old biddy in a leotard.... no thanks.
Anyone and everyone can nick an ABBA sample and use a Kaoss filter box on it.

Skim said:<unsubscribes from Dub>
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acid priest said:and this is little more than Madge's desperate zeitgeist-grasping and psychotic attention-seeking set to the infinitely filtered strains of the central and defining aspect of a legendary pop classic.

pk said:Anyone and everyone can nick an ABBA sample and use a Kaoss filter box on it.
Dubversion said:Goldfrapp - a poor man's Suzi Quatro


pk said:Suzi Quatro never had a theramin...

Skim said:She didn't writhe around with pooches either![]()
pk said:I'm still old enough to remember "Live To Tell".
*shudders*

PieEye said:THAT'S A VERY MOVING SONG!![]()

pk said:If you're referring to bowel movements... I agree.
I could probably shift a hundred weight of dogs eggs if forced to listen to that on the john.
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PieEye said:I bet you couldn't live through that experience!![]()
She split up with her boyfriend ffs! Does BLOOD run through your veins??![]()
pk said:If I'd had to put up with Sean Penn's constant whining, splitting up from him would be cause to take a "Holiday" and count my "Lucky Stars".
Which coincidentally are the best tracks she ever recorded.
I preferred Cyndi Lauper, out of the two Eighties popstrels... mainly because Cyndi Lauper stayed in the Eighties!
Dubversion said:Cyndi Lauper? that helium voiced muppet?
good grief

Dubversion said:nonsense, pk. they were pretty much contemporaries, and Madonna has never sounded as shrill as Lauper. and if you think there's a SINGLE Lauper song to match Like A Prayer or Ray of Light you're a muppet
pk said:The main reason for my preference for Lauper was not her musical abilities, it was that she stayed permanently consigned to the Eighties, along with Toni Basil, Toyah Wilcox, and Hazell Dean.
And "Time After Time" is the ballad Madonna always wanted to record.
"Like A Prayer" was just "lets be controversial and put a black Jesus in the video" and "Ray of Light" is a William Orbit track... her vocal is corrected and blended with the melody the same way any pop star with a dodgy voice would be.
If she'd stayed an Eighties pop star and left it she might have had my admiration - but her moving to this country, buying a £9million estate and claiming local ramblers "violate her human rights", as well as all this Kaballah bollocks - she can go fuck herself.
Give me Blondie any day.
pk said:The main reason for my preference for Lauper was not her musical abilities, it was that she stayed permanently consigned to the Eighties, along with Toni Basil, Toyah Wilcox, and Hazell Dean.
And "Time After Time" is the ballad Madonna always wanted to record.
"Like A Prayer" was just "lets be controversial and put a black Jesus in the video" and "Ray of Light" is a William Orbit track... her vocal is corrected and blended with the melody the same way any pop star with a dodgy voice would be.
If she'd stayed an Eighties pop star and left it she might have had my admiration - but her moving to this country, buying a £9million estate and claiming local ramblers "violate her human rights", as well as all this Kaballah bollocks - she can go fuck herself.