Starship Urban75: your crew roster

[Crispy]

Or do you want to be Science officer?

Damn, you sussed it

 

[The Groke]

Nah, I'd end up being Away Team fodder.

Here - I knitted a red jersey for you and everything.

 

[The Groke]

To add:

Ships doctor - Felix.

 

[The Groke]

meh.

*takes ball over to the other thread*

Red jersey for you too.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The Urban Star Ship Draggiest Crew will drag where no one has dragged before

1. Captain: Badgers
2. Pilot: 5t3lla
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit): prunus
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit): Paulie Tandoori
5. Eye Candy: biddlybee and Tribal Princess
6. Security/Fighting: Yetman, Tribal Princess and Sojurner
7. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc: marty21 and me

 

[joevsimp]

on second thoughts I want spookyfrank's crew instead

 

[DotCommunist]

This is whats always annoyed about BSG


how the fuck do you manage ftl jumps without jumping into stars and planets regularly?

AI could manage it but they can't have AI.

 

[The Groke]

This thread is now two confusing threads in one.

Crispy!

Fix it!

 

[SpookyFrank]

This is whats always annoyed about BSG


how the fuck do you manage ftl jumps without jumping into stars and planets regularly?

AI could manage it but they can't have AI.

At least they made a point of always having to wait ages for their shitty computer to figure out where to jump to.

 

[Melinda]

*Is happy that this thread fucked up*


Its true purpose was betrayed and the navel gazers took over!


*proudly wears the red shirt of death and takes one for the team*

 

[Melinda]

This is whats always annoyed about BSG


how the fuck do you manage ftl jumps without jumping into stars and planets regularly?

AI could manage it but they can't have AI.

And at least two raptors were lost by jumping into mountains, fucked up co-ordinates.

Real science Mothershucker.

 

[Stigmata]

This is whats always annoyed about BSG


how the fuck do you manage ftl jumps without jumping into stars and planets regularly?

AI could manage it but they can't have AI.

Space is pretty empty. It's only an issue when they're jumping into a planet's orbit or something, but that's why they have Raptors as scoutships.

 

[Crispy]

They made it all up as they went along and invented pseudoscience to serve the plot. So ner.

If 3 more people make me science officer, I'll split the thread in two.

 

[Melinda]

The other thread is now up and running- Alex B sorted it.

Is it possible to move the relevant posts?

Eta

Crispy for science and graphs officer etc etc...

 

[yield]

Enough dicking about, let's get down to details. Please list your nominations for the following science fictional positions on the FTL space cruiser Urban75:

1. Captain - Mrs Magpie
2. Pilot - Atomic Suplex
3. Science Officer - Crispy
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Lazy Llama
5. Eye Candy - Pip
6. Security/Fighting - Yuwipi Woman
7. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc - mauvais
8. Chief medical officer - Sass
Choose from any sci-fi film/tv series you fancy.

...

 

[Gromit]

Choose from any sci-fi film/tv series you fancy.

I'm confused. The other thread says that this is the thread to pick board posters to crew your ship but this part of the OP says otherwise

 

[Gromit]

1. Captain - Me (you don't think that I'd trust any of you lot do you?)
2. Pilot - Sadken (purely cause i want to boss him around and have access to his mum)
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Crispy
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Fedyn (the engineer has to be scottish right?! Its a given.)
5. Eye Candy - This is a toughy but I think SciFi totty needs attitude and Pip and her tats would carry that off.
6. Security/Fighting - DJ Bombscare can handle himself
7. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Cheesypoof of course
8. Ship's Councillor - Story

 

[Crispy]

I've moved posts around now, so the threads make sense

 

[Gromit]

I've moved posts around now, so the threads make sense

3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Crispy

Point proved.

 

[Crispy]

I'm always watching

 

[Griff]

Ace fucked up thread.

 

[mentalchik]

1. Captain: Mentalchik
2. Pilot: Loud 1
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit): Dotcommunist
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit): Me ( for My DIY prowess)
5. Eye Candy: Electrogirl
6. Security/Fighting: 100%mashiko
7. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc: Sadken

"Make it so "