Squirty Marmite.

[*Miss Daisy*]

i had a few pea's stuck up my nose before,, we tried to get them out for ages, then as we were getting in the car for a angry trip to the hospital they came out, i can remember feeling rather relieved,

 

[Jenerys]

I'm just off to get some bread, spread it with old fashioned marmite on one half, fold it and then separate. If it looks like Sigmund Fraud I'm gonna stick to 'Mums Marmalade' from the W.I. from now on.

Fook me, it must be Christmas

Marmite comes in squeezable form whilst opening up the portrait possibilities for my own Sigmund Fraud collection

 

[Santi-Panchita]

i think it sounds great if it works....more options for getting more out and getting a nice thick even layer right into all the corners.

this thread has given me the munchies....luckily i bought the biggest ever pot this week (0.5k)

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

If it looks like Sigmund Fraud I'm gonna stick to 'Mums Marmalade' from the W.I. from now on.

 

[Urbane Worrier]

Sorry Siggy, I wasn't having a poke at you. Honest!

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

I know you weren't

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'll post the obligatory 'marmite is evil' remark...

Evil, nasty, foul-tasting brown industrial waste sludge.

 

[Miscellaneous]

In the states they have squirty cheese. It sounds magical.

the forces have had it for years.. lush melted on toast.

Marmite.. I really didnt like it, but by god, do I want some now.

 

[EastEnder]

Marmite.. I really didnt like it, but by god, do I want some now.

Welcome to a more civilised world.

 

[Miscellaneous]

EE- I'll let you know if i manage to eat it or vomit it up.

 

[Urbane Worrier]

I know you weren't

PHEW!!! I've got enough enemies already, of course it could be paranoia

NOW, back to Marmite. Yes it would be a good name for a band but Unilever would raise copyright issues.

As for squirty, the drawing famous faces idea was pooh-pooh'd at first because Marmite wasn't liquid enough and it couldn't be done. So the boffins went back to the lab and produced a more runny version.

So the NEW SQUIRTY MARMITE!! has been concocted around packaging and advertising execs. Product comes last.
I hope they keep the original version in the iconic jars.

 

[Part 2]

I've been squirting famous faces onto eggy bread with tomato sauce for at leats 5 years. Can I sue them for anything

(Well I can do Bart Simpson)

 

[Urbane Worrier]

I've been squirting famous faces onto eggy bread with tomato sauce for at leats 5 years. Can I sue them for anything

The concept was stolen from an artist whose name I forget. Nothing is original in advertising, merely regurgitated.

 

[Jenerys]

Sorry Siggy, I wasn't having a poke at you. Honest!

I hope not, he doesnt even let me poke him

[returns dildo]

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

When they made Golden Syrup squirtable, they just ruined it & I doubt this will be any better.

They made Golden Syrup squirtable?

What next? Black Treacle?

 

[gentlegreen]

anyone seen the advert ?

It demonstrates one good advantage of the new dispenser

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[subversplat]

I'll reserve my judgement until I've had the chance to squirt marmite directly into my mouth. Licking it out of the jar is rather uncouth!

 

[zenie]

I'll reserve my judgement until I've had the chance to squirt marmite directly into my mouth. Licking it out of the jar is rather uncouth!

Finger meet Jar!!

 

[madzone]

Marmite, like female orgasm, should never be squirty

 

[gentlegreen]

I don't know how many of you are aware, but there are Marmite fora :-

I won't be exagerating too much, when i say that the single most important sound of a childhood is the scratching of stainless steel against glass as you extract the last scrapings from the jar.

You cannot recreate that wonderful sound (I've tried). It will be lost forever if the glass jars are allowed to slip from our grasp. Must we sample the sound and play it back as we squeeze the dregs from the tube? Will Unilever insert a sound chip into the tubes activated as the Marmite diminishes and the tube walls are able to connect?

Either way its wrong. So very very wrong

http://marmite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=454

 

[Stobart Stopper]

I saw some squirty Marmite today in Waitrose! It's wrong!

 

[EastEnder]

Marmite, like female orgasm, should never be squirty

A particularly disgusting, if worryingly accurate comparison.

 

[Dai Sheep]

 

[EastEnder]

 

[Dai Sheep]

Nice one

Pass the spliff then.

 

[pembrokestephen]

PHEW!!! I've got enough enemies already, of course it could be paranoia

NOW, back to Marmite. Yes it would be a good name for a band but Unilever would raise copyright issues.

Given that "marmite" is the French for a kind of earthenware casserole dish (admittedly, that's not very Rawk), I wonder if you might be able to make a bit of an end run around the trademark thing...

 

[northernhord]

Squirty Marmite is very very WRONG!

 

[Pingu]

NO

its wronger than letting a fox sublet a room in a chicken coup

wronger even than introducing a bus load of cute infants to a pride of starving lions

marmite should come out of a small black pot


end fucking of

 

[Skim]

It was kicked back by the ASA who refused to allow breastfeeding in advertising.

Tits are only OK if you're flogging perfume it seems. They didn't object to the child throwing up they objected to the use of breasts in their natural function.

The fuckers

It's enough to make me a lactivist – I'm gonna breastfeed all over the place as soon as I get the chance. Right in the middle of Lidl, in fact, with Marmite trickling down my chin.

But not squirty Marmite

 

[EastEnder]

I'm gonna breastfeed all over the place as soon as I get the chance.

I'm not exactly an authority on the practice, but I believe the idea is that you aim at the baby's mouth, not just spray it around willy nilly.