Squirty Marmite Again.

[Trufflepig]

I like marmite as much as the next bloke, but don't you think banging it up is a tad too far?!

No choice, you ever try making lines of the stuff?

In other words "watered down"

Us addicts will have to cook the extra water out !

I tried making my own once, boiling up the sludge from my homebrew with salt. It was rank! Why not a range of yeast extracts from different ales? In a little presentation box, with jars shaped like little pint pots.

I wonder if there is a correlation between marmite and real ale drinking?

 

[gentlegreen]

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[feyr]

marmite is nectar from the gods when spread on a food substance or eaten with a spoon ( or a credit card if desperate) , but it doesnt make a very good sex aid. it was too thick and sticky. maybe the squeezy version will make a better erotic spread, but on my toast, i want it out of a jar, damm it ( unless they make a marmite toothpaste, that would be nice )

 

[zenie]

It's just wrong!!!!!!!!!​

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[Pingu]

no

fucking

way





*scribbles letter*

Dear Sir

What the fuck are you doing? Have you no idea how unpopular this will make you? No? Well let me tell you matey...

Take George Bush, put him in a Mohammid smells of wee wee T shirt and place him in the middle of Iran carrying a placcard saying "youre next muvver fuckers" and you are close to the level of unpopularity. *



Pease fire your marketing Dept

Yours sincerely

Pingu

South Pole



* obviously for some people his would actulaly be rather a cool idea but you get the gist

 

[milesy]

people power got the name of coco pops changed back to...erm...co-co pops. so maybe it will work for this. marmite in a squeezy tube is a stupid idea

 

[Strumpet]

Changing to squeezy is bad enough but....texture n consistency!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.








Fuk off.

 

[feyr]

people power got the name of coco pops changed back to...erm...co-co pops. so maybe it will work for this. marmite in a squeezy tube is a stupid idea

*nerd hat on* actually, they were called coco pops, got changed to choco krispies, and then reverted back to coco pops

 

[Jazzz]

Yeah but you can't stand in the way of science and progress can you.

Get over it. I'm sure you will all secretly love the squeezy bottles but never admit it

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*nerd hat on* actually, they were called coco pops, got changed to choco krispies, and then reverted back to coco pops

It's about time they changed Snickers back to Marathon

 

[milesy]

*nerd hat on* actually, they were called coco pops, got changed to choco krispies, and then reverted back to coco pops

cheers, at the time of posting i couldn't remember what they'd been called inbetween being called coco pops

"choco krispies" - worra loadarubbish

 

[milesy]

Yeah but you can't stand in the way of science and progress can you.

Get over it. I'm sure you will all secretly love the squeezy bottles but never admit it

bollocks

 

[milesy]

http://www.marmite.com/love/contact/feedback.html

 

[zenie]

http://www.marmite.com/love/contact/feedback.html

Thankyou milesy

We could maybe do an online petition as well.

Have they actually brought out the squeeze me bottle yet?

 

[zenie]

WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!

 

[EastEnder]

Squirty Marmite is an abomination and must be stopped!!!

Having said that, the news that they're phasing out the smallest jars is very good indeed. No serious Marmite aficionado would bother with such a piddly little offering. Even those who only partake infrequently, there's still no excuse - it's Marmite, it NEVER, EVER goes off. So WTF would anyone bother with such a pathetic sized jar??? The eradication of the piddly jars will avoid the horror of running out and then finding that the local corner shop only stocks the stupidly small jars!!! At least now they'll all be forced to stock the more sensible 250gm jars. Personally, I don't feel comfortable buying anything but the man sized 500gm jars.

 

[zenie]

Squirty Marmite is an abomination and must be stopped!!!

Having said that, the news that they're phasing out the smallest jars is very good indeed. No serious Marmite aficionado would bother with such a piddly little offering. Even those who only partake infrequently, there's still no excuse - it's Marmite, it NEVER, EVER goes off. So WTF would anyone bother with such a pathetic sized jar??? The eradication of the piddly jars will avoid the horror of running out and then finding that the local corner shop only stocks the stupidly small jars!!! At least now they'll all be forced to stock the more sensible 250gm jars. Personally, I don't feel comfortable buying anything but the man sized 500gm jars.

But I like the little ones cos I take them on holiday silly

Jars?? Jars?? What are these jars you speak of??

Catrering size tubs in this house

 

[EastEnder]

But I like the little ones cos I take them on holiday silly

Well, yeah, cos like the 250gm jars are just SO HUGE!!!!!

What are you, a friggin umpa lumpa????

 

[pootle]

Jars?? Jars?? What are these jars you speak of??

Catrering size tubs in this house

You are Zenie! How can people NOT like marmite, or make those weenie jars last so long?

Btw...you can get cute little heart shaped individual pots of marmite now, in a net bag of five that I take away from me. Each tub is supposed to be 2 servings, but I find it barely covers one slice of toast.

 

[zenie]

You are Zenie! How can people NOT like marmite, or make those weenie jars last so long?

Btw...you can get cute little heart shaped individual pots of marmite now, in a net bag of five that I take away from me. Each tub is supposed to be 2 servings, but I find it barely covers one slice of toast.

Where from??

I *heart* marmite

Best spread really thick on doorstep white bread with lashings of butter

*Not good for candida though*

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I like the idea of Marmite in upside down squeezy bottles even if that means it has to be watered down a bit. I have just got used to mayonaise in similar squeezy bottles and it is very convenient.

The next step of course is Marmite Foam dispensed in a pressurized can. Or perhaps even a light misting aerosol spray version. I do think that taking it intravenously would be a step too far though.

Hocus

 

[EastEnder]

I like the idea of Marmite in upside down squeezy bottles even if that means it has to be watered down a bit.

You are evil personified....

I bet you have no reflection and dogs howl when you approach, don't they???

 

[pootle]

Where from??

Look closely in the preserves aisle, stuff like the jams an' that...they are in little red nets, like what you get chocolate coins in at christmas.

I've always got some in my cupboard ready for weekends away to crazy places that don't have marmite. Like abroad.

 

[EastEnder]

I've always got some in my cupboard ready for weekends away to crazy places that don't have marmite. Like abroad.

Even worse than places that don't have Marmite are those sick, twisted freakish places that only have "vegemite" instead......

The Australians are by far the worst culprits.

I dunno what the fuck vegemite is supposed to be, but it's WRONG!!!

Chilled diarrhoea may bear a resemblance to chocolate moose, but it's NOT THE SAME!!!

I took a huge 500gm jar over to Oz when I visited my sister there on her travels a few years back. We let some of the uncouth natives sample the "Real Thing". I felt like a missionary, educating the savages.......

 

[Pingu]

But I like the little ones cos I take them on holiday silly

Jars?? Jars?? What are these jars you speak of??

Catrering size tubs in this house

ah what you need to do then is spend a night in a travelodge and nick all the tiny "individual" packets they serve up for breakfast. ideal for taking on holiday


thats what I do