squeezy bacon!

[Callie]

I wonder if its suitable for vegetarians??

'u.s. bred swine' guess not then

 

[Dillinger4]

Yo dawg, I heard you like bacon....

 

[Callie]

lol I cant believe it actually has bacon in it or at least some form of pig

 

[Dillinger4]

From the dawn of time, man has dreamed of having bacon with his bacon.

 

[kerb]

Like the way he has substituted parma ham and melon for squeezy bacon and melon.

He's pushing the boundaries of decency this one.

 

[pengaleng]

could squeezy bacon be the source of the swine flu outbreak.... who knows....

 

[frogwoman]

I saw a hot dog in a can being sold the other day

 

[cesare]

I got a spare jar of cricket marmite if he wants that, I still got the champagne one, but it's like out of date, he can have that too if he wants because most marmite conniseurs know that the taste gets better with maturity and the use date means fuckall. marmite will be the only surviving thing left with the cockroaches when the world ends.

I got him a cricket one but he'll probably want more and will nom your cricket one thank fuck he isn't a vegan anymore (((carrot dhansak)))

 

[Callie]

Just the one hot dog??

cos we used to eat hot dogs from tins all the time when i was little.

 

[frogwoman]

I didn't look to see if there were any more. It was in Somerfield

 

[8ball]

Christ this Swede is a sicko:

This has to be a spoof product!!

 

[pengaleng]

I got him a cricket one but he'll probably want more and will nom your cricket one thank fuck he isn't a vegan anymore (((carrot dhansak)))

oh god carrot dhansak

 

[kerb]

I saw a hot dog in a can being sold the other day

was it in a bread roll?

 

[Dillinger4]

It does seem strange that there are only 2 or 3 pictures of squeez bacon in action.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

If that stuff has a shelf life of 12 years without refrigeration it must contain a whole lot of chemical preservatives. I wonder what it does to the gut of someone who eats it.

I must admit I would like to try it to see if the taste of bacon goes well with being squeezy. It might work as a spread to put on biscuits and crackers or as an alternative to pâté.

 

[Upchuck]

Man I want some, want some now. I'd just squeeze and lick it off the back of my hand.

 

[8ball]

If that stuff has a shelf life of 12 years without refrigeration it must contain a whole lot of chemical preservatives. I wonder what it does to the gut of someone who eats it.

Can you people not read?

From website:

'Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!'

 

[kerb]

Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!'

but what if I want the fat bits burnt and crispy?

 

[DotCommunist]

The can:

The chicken:

I think we can all agree that squeezy bacon would make that feast.

 

[pengaleng]

that is fucking vile!!!!

 

[kerb]

and for the following morning you could have the full english breakfast in a can.

 

[Upchuck]

1 can of chicken please

 

[Boycey]

wrongment

 

[cesare]

Put Vilhelm in the fucking gulag forever, jesus fukin wept

 

[subversplat]

I wonder if its suitable for vegetarians??

'u.s. bred swine' guess not then

Those little Baco Bits for putting in salads and stuff are, but sadly not this

 

[8ball]

but what if I want the fat bits burnt and crispy?

Then you have to buy the 'well done' version.

 

[scifisam]

Christ this Swede is a sicko:

That just looks like someone's done a shit all over various dinners.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Can you people not read?

From website:

'Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!'

Thank you for pointing that out 8ball. I can read a bit but I can't help moving my lips and running my finger along the lines.

However if you check the thread you will see that there is no link to the website and most people's comments were based on what was on the page in front of them. While I often do check back to the source of images to find out more and get the originating website I didn't do so this time. <hangs head in shame>

The patented 'electro-mechanical process' mentioned above must do something very drastic to the meat. The more I think about it the less appetising it becomes. I suppose really it is just a way to sell on the remains of a pig that is left after all the good meat has been sold.

 

[8ball]

Thank you for pointing that out 8ball. I can read a bit but I can't help moving my lips and running my finger along the lines.

Ok, it was a very tongue-in-cheek post.

The patented 'electro-mechanical process' mentioned above must do something very drastic to the meat. The more I think about it the less appetising it becomes. I suppose really it is just a way to sell on the remains of a pig that is left after all the good meat has been sold.

I'm sceptical of the product's existence, tbh.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

How right you are to be sceptical about its existence. It was an April Fool joke from Think Geek. Your turn to read a website. Just scroll down to find the video

http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/04/in-videos-squeez-bacon-from-thinkgeek.html

Unfortunately, Squeez Bacon® does not exist. The voice over in the commercial is actually reciting the lyrics to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. But there is at least one squeeze-able bacon-flavored product out there: