Spurs/West Ham/Newcastle - who's most stuffed?

[upsidedownwalrus]

Well I have a friend who I think lives in Shoreditch which is about the only place I could find in the East that wasn't a shithole, then I discovered it was full of the type of cunt I fucking hate having the misfortune of bumping into in Leeds. In fact, my mate went to Leeds Uni. I reckon there must be some kind of path that cunts take where they go do an arts degree or some other bullshit cunt course up in Leeds then go an live in Shoreditch?

Yeah Shoreditch is where people live because they think they are being really 'edgy'.

 

[tommers]

We should meet for a beer next time I'm down there.

Some good pubs in that area.

has to be the most underrated area in London. Beautiful views and pretty cheap property for London...

yeah, definitely. let me know... there's plenty of live games coming up and the alma has just put in sky and setanta....

I love the palace, it's great.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

The Alma's the kind of grungey-hippy one, right? Yeah, that was cool. I like the way you have so many different styles of pubs in about 100 metres. There's the rough looking one on teh corner, the kind of ravey one which used to be the Bluebottle (I think) opposite that, then the White Hart which is sort of trendy...

 

[bluestreak]

Well, I may be from Essex, but I was born in Newham and I'm certainly not Noovo Riche. And I can't afford to go to West Ham games. Nor, as Rosie says, can most of the local residents around Green Street. It's a poor part of London. But why can't we afford to go anymore, I hear you ask? Is it because they decided to try and compete in the Premier League? Yes indeedy. Just to remind everyone, here's a list of the clubs who decided to destroy football as the sport of the common man when, back in 1992, they demanded, not just a bigger slice of the pie, but all of the pie shop.

Manchester United
Aston Villa
Norwich City
Blackburn Rovers
Queens Park Rangers
Liverpool
Sheffield Wednesday
Tottenham Hotspur
Manchester City
Arsenal
Chelsea
Wimbledon
Everton
Sheffield United
Coventry City
Ipswich Town
Leeds United
Southampton
Oldham Athletic
Crystal Palace
Middlesbrough
Nottingham Forest

It was the buggers running this shower in 1991 who set it up so that most of us here can't afford to go and watch our local teams (and before you start, in Ilford West Ham IS the local team, even if, shock horror, we're a mile from an E postcode!).

 

[CyberRose]

While I'm sure every chairman in that league at the time would have cum in their pants at the prospect of the extra money they could make from forming the Premier League, any Sheff Utd fan will testify to the type of utter utter cunt we had running our club back then. Luckily we took matters into our own hands and forced the bastard out!

 

[passenger]

if Bottenham Hotspurs go down i will eat my cat

 

[tommers]

((((((kitty)))))

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

((((((kitty)))))

They've overtaken us in the poll. How dare they!

 

[linerider]

They've overtaken us in the poll. How dare they!

Sorry

 

[CyberRose]

Well we're claimin for £50m now so hopefully that'll convince a few of the floating voters to go for West Ham and we (shit, I mean they!) will be back top again!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Well we're claimin for £50m now so hopefully that'll convince a few of the floating voters to go for West Ham and we (shit, I mean they!) will be back top again!

 

[kained&able]

50million? we now have to pay for you not getting promoted as well?


silly. not going to happen.


dave

 

[Refused as fuck]

I demand justice!!!

 

[kained&able]

i have officially decided your trying to be funny.


dave

 

[Refused as fuck]

I wonder what gave me away.

 

[1927]

Ah as major creditors the receivers would have to give us a large chunk of the assets. How'd you fancy playing in the Kevin McCabe stadium?!

But you're not a creditor, yet.

Maybe the Icelander will sell the club, minus the liability to pay compo, the liability to pay he will retain. Then declare himself bankrupt, just to fuck you up your whiney, winging Yorkshire arses!!

 

[sleaterkinney]

Well we're claimin for £50m now so hopefully that'll convince a few of the floating voters to go for West Ham and we (shit, I mean they!) will be back top again!

And the sheffield utd players are going to sue for loss of earnings.

 

[tommers]

And the sheffield utd players are going to sue for loss of earnings.

which would surely come from the money paid to sheff utd?

actually, no I forgot, reason went out the window a long time ago.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

PORTIA

Then must the Jew be merciful.

SHYLOCK

On what compulsion must I? tell me that.

 

[CyberRose]

But you're not a creditor, yet.

Maybe the Icelander will sell the club, minus the liability to pay compo, the liability to pay he will retain. Then declare himself bankrupt, just to fuck you up your whiney, winging Yorkshire arses!!

Ah but it wouldn't be the chairman's liability it's West Ham PLC's liability, otherwise we'd be suing your former chairman (or you would be at least)!

 

[CyberRose]

And the sheffield utd players are going to sue for loss of earnings.

That's not true tho is it?