Sport, what a load of badger's cock!

[Soreenkid]

Sport is crap.

PE at school
Cross country
Getting up in the fucking AM to fucking jog..... WHAT THE HELL?
Communial showers
Athletes foot
Stitches
Sweatshop peddling bastards
Lycra
People who like you to know, that they visit the gym (tossers)

and the general..... 'sport' thing is just shite. Watching the RAF Rally, Paris to Dakar Tally and the odd England and Toon match is class... but sport is shit on the whole, yes?

Edit: This was meant to be a poll.......

MODS?? Poll pls if you don't mind

Sport:
Crap
Not Crap
Other / explain

 

[lizzieloo]

You gotta love lycra

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Sport not crap so long as you actually want to take part. Theres far more to sport than the boring old school competitive crap that PE teachers used to peddle. Give people more choice earlier and they might just carry on doing something they enjoy into adukthood.
I was shite at PE becuase it did nothing I enjoyed or was good at in a highly competitive traditional environment. Im now a trampoline coach ( my school didnt consider represnting them at that sport even worthy of a mention)

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

and not forcing people into lycra would be a good move too

 

[Soreenkid]

BIN!!!!

fuck sake some of us have hangovers

 

[Soreenkid]

Sport not crap so long as you actually want to take part. Theres far more to sport than the boring old school competitive crap that PE teachers used to peddle. Give people more choice earlier and they might just carry on doing something they enjoy into adukthood.
I was shite at PE becuase it did nothing I enjoyed or was good at in a highly competitive traditional environment. Im now a trampoline coach ( my school didnt consider represnting them at that sport even worthy of a mention)

I used to play paintball semi pro Couldn't do that at school.

Sport is also shit far shitter if you're skinny oik (like myself) or a fatty.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

You're just too lazy to lift weights that's all.

*changes into lycra*

*goes for run*

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

or short
Kids these days in some schools seem to be getting mnore opportunites though. Kids I teach are doing lifesaving, rock climbing, trampolining etc as part of GCSE PE now becuase they can include sports which arent offered by school as long as mum and dad are willing to get involved ( the school takes them rock climbing and teaches lifesaving ) If I hadnt been restricted to netball hockey, swimming gym and tennis I might have been inclined to do PE

 

[Badger Kitten]

Aaaarrrrgh....gym knickers!

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

You're just too lazy to lift weights that's all.

*changes into lycra*

*goes for run*

*admires her London Marathon watch and medal*

 

[Badger Kitten]

...they are evil, evil things

 

[Soreenkid]

or short
Kids these days in some schools seem to be getting mnore opportunites though. Kids I teach are doing lifesaving, rock climbing, trampolining etc as part of GCSE PE now becuase they can include sports which arent offered by school as long as mum and dad are willing to get involved ( the school takes them rock climbing and teaches lifesaving ) If I hadnt been restricted to netball hockey, swimming gym and tennis I might have been inclined to do PE

At my school we had:

football
atheletics
rugby
cross country

i never particpated in any GCSE PE lesson in my three years of highschool - fuckin' A

 

[Stobart Stopper]

definitely NOT crap!

 

[kained&able]

for soreen sport is crap beacuse you got picked last at PE then yeah?


dave

 

[Soreenkid]

fuck off, we had steve cram at wor school - he telt me I was the fastest kid he had ever seen do the rolly poly

 

[Orang Utan]

Sport is crap definitely.
Pointless competitive exertion.
Why didn't you add a poll, Soreenkid?

 

[scott_forester]

I used to play paintball semi pro Couldn't do that at school.

Sport is also shit far shitter if you're skinny oik (like myself) or a fatty.

argy paintball - I broke my leg playing that game

 

[Soreenkid]

Sport is crap definitely.
Pointless competitive exertion.
Why didn't you add a poll, Soreenkid?

what an introduce a competice edge to the thread?

I forgot

 

[longdog]

Sport crap?

Yes indeedy.

 

[Clintons Cat]

if god had wanted us to run,he wouldn't have made sitting down so comfortable

So crap it is then

 

[bluestreak]

until friday i'd have said that all sport is crap.

 

[lizzieloo]

What have you got against badger's cocks anyway..........................

 

[Bob_the_lost]

What have you got against badger's cocks anyway..........................

Wouldn't you like to know you little hussy!

 

[exleper]

 

[Firky]

What have you got against badger's cocks anyway..........................

i never trust anything with a striped willy

 

[poului]

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I quite liked playing squash at school because it was a superb form of anger management therapy.


Otherwise it is somewhat bollocks.

 

[Firky]

I quite liked playing squash at school because it was a superb form of anger management therapy.


Otherwise it is somewhat bollocks.

Your school had a squash court

run poului, run as fast as your posh little legs will carry you. You'll be burned by hte hordes of urbanites being a ponce

(my school also had a squash court but was never used!)

 

[ost2life]

I hate the AM running, but it's oddly addictive. never thought I'd say that

 

[poului]

Your school had a squash court

run poului, run as fast as your posh little legs will carry you. You'll be burned by hte hordes of urbanites being a ponce

(my school also had a squash court but was never used!)

My school actually had three - it was its pride and joy, along with a horrifically colour-schemed selection of office-style furniture in the sixth-form common room.

Yuppie-grooming in full action.

 

[lizzieloo]

My school actually had three - it was its pride and joy, along with a horrifically colour-schemed selection of office-style furniture in the sixth-form common room.

Yuppie-grooming in full action.

My school didn't have one I'm just a comp kid.