3 spent points for speeding (1997).
3 on licence, due to come off this/next year (2005)
2 tickets, one of which I contested in court and won (don't try this at home!), the other of which they fucked up the paperwork on and I never got the points even though I coughed to it.
I'm pretty impressed at how few people have more than 3 points in the poll

A Direct Line survey from a couple of years ago found that over a million drivers in the UK were "one conviction away from a ban".
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1582201.ece
Anyone moaning about getting a ticket needs a slap really, there's no excuse.
Mostly, that's true. But - as some on this thread have shown - there are times when the system doesn't work. There are some notorious cases where a camera has been set up in the wrong place, or speed limit signage has been incorrect, where people have successfully avoided conviction - and I am sure that there are many, many more cases where people have just accepted the propaganda that says there's no point defending the allegation because it's cheaper just to take the points than risk conviction in court by trying to defend themselves.
And this idea that speed cameras - in particular the mobile laser ones - are 100% accurate and always used properly, such that nobody is ever wrongly prosecuted, seems to me somewhat optimistic. Nothing's perfect, and there have been enough cases where clearly spurious readings have been taken to suggest that speed cameras are no exception.
i knew someone who got to 9 and got his mum to take his speeding points from then on

, apparently there is a market in people taking the points for close to ban drivers
They're getting much hotter on this now - I think one of the police forces in the Midlands or Manchester ran a campaign about this, because so many people are doing this. What's perhaps more worrying is that it isn't hardened criminal types who are prepared to try it on, but "respectable" types who'd usually consider that sort of perjury beyond the pale.
That's the danger of a draconian system - the harsher it gets, the more otherwise law-abiding people will consider it morally justifiable to get around it.