Well I see that as usual, the debate has turned into the Bikers v Car Drivers slanging match.
I dont wanna go all hippy an that, but cant we all just get along. I mean look it all boils down to lack of space on the road and everyone wanting to use it at the same time.
Car drivers who have never been on a bike, hate bikers and accuse us of being reckless dangerous etc because they purely dont understand, think that we have no control, are jealous whatever etc etc etc
Bikers hate car drivers cos they are all safe in their little metal boxes thinking about anything other than driving cos they're on autopilot, drive like twats whatever etc etc etc.
Needless to say, they are both methods of trasport with pros and cons. They both have to use the same network of roads at the same time. So lets turn all that hate round. . love each other a little more and just all get along.
And together we can turn our hatred away from each other and focus it somewhere else like. . . . cyclists.
Scourge of the transport network, un-insured, un-taxed, up and down pavements, red light jumping, highway code rule breaking menace to society that they are are.
I say ban them, restrict the top speed of their cycles so that they have to pedal like hamsters on a wheel to get nowhere. Tax them off the highway by inflating tax on power bars and isotoinc drinks. Ban them from wearing cycle clips and lycra in public places.
maybe it is producing less carbon but all that heat from their sweaty bodies is warmin up the atmosphere.
Force them to prove they can handle their bike proficiently by making them do a 1/4 mile manual wheelie. After all with no training they can go into a shop, by the biggest bike they find AND RIDE IT ON THE ROAD THAT VERY SAME DAY
WITH NO TRAINING
THAT VERY DAY
and without the aid of ID.
THEY COULD BE ANYONE
Let us hug each other. Bikers embarce yoru nearest car driver and together we can unite and fight against the spandex satan of the road network.
Oh and by the way, just in case. . . I AM JOKING