Special Needs Pets - c4, Thursday 20th

[Looby]

Jefe saw a sausage dog on a tray once, with NO legs. In a pub. I think

I know it's wrong and I will go to hell but I am literally crying with laughter.

I'm such a bad person.

 

[Orang Utan]

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Jefe saw a sausage dog on a tray once, with NO legs. In a pub. I think

Are you sure it wasn't just a sausage?

 

[Looby]

Are you it wasn't just a sausage?

Stop it I can't breath.

 

[lizzieloo]

Humans like to be mobile too.

Yeah but a dog isn't a human

 

[Pieface]

Stop it I can't breath.

It's a true story, of your brother's

 

[Orang Utan]

Yeah but a dog isn't a human

I would imagine that they're even more adaptable than humans

 

[zenie]

Jefe saw a sausage dog on a tray once, with NO legs. In a pub. I think

OMG I so want this to be true!!!

Did it have one of these over the top of it

Anyone else feel a bit bad about ripping thie shit out of these aminals?

 

[Sadken]

Yeah, but you can't laugh at them except on the inside where no one can see or hear.

Not true. You can run round the corner.

 

[Orang Utan]

Are you sure it wasn't just a sausage?

It was a haggis, wasn't it?

 

[Pieface]

Anyone else feel a bit bad about ripping thie shit out of these aminals?

Yes but it says more about the humans than the animals really

 

[kyser_soze]

Yeah, but then someone might see you, and know that you're laughing at a special and cast you down as scum for laughing at them.

 

[bluestreak]

i dunno if it is. I had a disabled cat that was always crashing into stuff. At first I felt bad, but fuck it - the cat is still going to crash into stuff, so I might as well laugh. Didn't mean I cared for it any less

Yup.

 

[El Jefe]

The dog on a tray: wasn't me.

Some mates showed up at some weird remote pub in the Peak District. The landlord greeted them by running towards them shouting "WE DON'T SERVE FUCKING LAGER".

WHen they convinced him they were ok with ale, he let them in. Nobody else there, all a bit odd. In front of the fire, a very old lady farting and snoring. On the table in front of her, on a tray, a small dog. With no limbs.

After a while, the landlord shouted at the old lady that it "WERE TIME FOR FUCKING BED", at which point she shuffed off out the back, and he followed. Carrying the dog. On a tray.

 

[Pieface]

I LOVE that story.

I wonder what happened when it pooed

 

[Orang Utan]

Watched the whole programme. Conclusion.: Dog wheelchairs are great. No-one should keep a bird as a pet. People who overfeed their pets need to be killed in the face.

 

[Pieface]

YOu bastard. You can't do that!!

 

[Orang Utan]

YOu bastard. You can't do that!!

Do what?

 

[zenie]

YOu bastard. You can't do that!!

Innit, edit your post LTC

 

[Orang Utan]

What did I do?

 

[Pieface]

Do what?

you can't abuse your position like that!

 

[zenie]

spoilt it

 

[Orang Utan]

you can't abuse your position like that!

It's work related. Kinda.

 

[Orang Utan]

spoilt it

Oh give over

 

[Pieface]

It's work related. Kinda.

Did you laugh?

 

[Orang Utan]

Did you laugh?

Lots

 

[El Jefe]

it's TONIGHT, people

 

[madzone]

i dunno if it is. I had a disabled cat that was always crashing into stuff. At first I felt bad, but fuck it - the cat is still going to crash into stuff, so I might as well laugh. Didn't mean I cared for it any less

I had a cat that was born with no eyes. He was fine until someone would move some furniture around. One day he got caught in a carrier bag on the landing, freaked out and fell through the bannisters. Luckily for him he landed on my stepmother's head. I felt bad for laughing but I couldn't help it

 

[Chester Copperpot]

"excuse me, i'm just going to get him out of the flowerbed", old lady says as she goes to retrieve upsidedown, two-legged dog

This did make me spit out my beer the other night but I felt bad afterwards.

 

[sim667]

I want to see this, but im at my evening class tonight

Hopefully someone will put it online.

 

[Epona]

Looking forward to this!

What do they mean by 'sexually disturbed' are we gonna have a parrot humping the sofa or something more sinister??

Hormone implants or injections are usually used for clinical reasons in female birds that have a problem with overlaying (especially common in lovebirds) as it can lead to calcium depletion and malnutrition, becoming eggbound, and potentially death.