Spain v England

[Phenotypic Dai]

Why's Robert Green sucking on an old skool tube of toothpaste?

They had a close up of him in the dugout earlier doing this, and just now on the pitch.

 

[agricola]

Jags off, Beckham, Upson, Rotund Francis and CROUCH have been thrown into the fray. Arbeloa and Reina on for the RS.

edit: after the subs are made, Terry makes his first signifcant contribution of the night by almost breaking SWP's leg.

 

[Talkie Toaster]

Crouch to win it. Best striker on the pitch.

 

[agricola]

Crouch and Heskey to win it. Best strikers on the pitch.

That just epitomizes the differences between the two sides. Its insulting to even mention that those two play the same game as Torres and Villa, never mind are on the same pitch.

 

[Balbi]

Robert Green, Frank Lampard, David Beckham, Matthew Upson and Peter Crouch all come on for England at half-time.

AND WE'RE PLAYING WORSE!

 

[Phenotypic Dai]

Ashley Cole is a shadow of his former Arsenal self.

 

[pastieburt]

I think England will equalise.

 

[Talkie Toaster]

Come on Beckham, 108th cap ... bloody do something ...

 

[Balbi]

Lampard, 67 caps.

LOL.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Ashley Cole is a shadow of his former Arsenal self.

AYE!!

When i see him, i cant help thinking what the hell gorgeous cheryl cole sees in him anymore....he's a dweeb

Shit game by the way.......I reckon james will fuck up in spectac style some time soon again and becks will be average

 

[EddyBlack]

AYE!!

When i see him, i cant help thinking what the hell gorgeous cheryl cole sees in him anymore....he's a dweeb

Shit game by the way.......I reckon james will fuck up in spectac style some time soon again and becks will be average

From the bench?

 

[agricola]

I think England will equalise.

If they do football will be the worse for it, Spain have been markedly superior.

 

[isitme]

i have never thought crouch should play for england. he's a decent club striker in the prem but it's a bit embarassing to put him out for the national team

 

[Sweaty Betty]

From the bench?

Ooops got all distracted thinking about cheryl

WOMEN!!!!!!!!

 

[Balbi]

Carlton Cole, what a leg end.

The new Palmer

 

[Talkie Toaster]

This is a spectacularly dull game. Really up to England standards.

 

[sleaterkinney]

I object to the BBC reporting of the goal:

Terry wasnt turned inside out, and he was the fucking mesmerized one.

Thus far England have been shit.

Yeah, they missed out Jags excellent pass to Alonso.

 

[Balbi]

Oooooooooh. Poor Carlton

 

[T & P]

Haven't watched any of it. Please tell me my compatriots have behaved and there have been no racist bullshit from the crowds?

 

[agricola]

Haven't watched any of it. Please tell me my compatriots have behaved and there have been no racist bullshit from the crowds?

There hasnt needed to be, every England player varied from rubbish to absolute rubbish.

 

[big eejit]

God, England are a tedious side. and crap.

 

[YouSir]

Well, that was worth turning on the TV for.

 

[ChrisFilter]

I shouldn't read these threads, they always wind me up. The keyboard warrior bitterness directed at England seems like such a sad way to get kicks.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

i didnt even bother after i found out Ashley Young wasn't playing.. but gormless spackwit downing was

How many times do you need to win player of the month before you get a start for england

 

[EddyBlack]

Yes, they really tried gawd bless em.

 

[YouSir]

I shouldn't read these threads, they always wind me up. The keyboard warrior bitterness directed at England seems like such a sad way to get kicks.

Yeah but they were a bit crap weren't they? Or completely anonymous, to be kind. Shame really, quite like most of the squad.

 

[Gingerman]

John Terry arguing with the ref after the final whistle,thats summit you never see ;-)

 

[T & P]

To be fair to England friendlies are not the best kind of games to see, let alone expect a dazzling performance.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Yeah but they were a bit crap weren't they? Or completely anonymous, to be kind. Shame really, quite like most of the squad.

There weren't great, no. But they were playing arguably the world's best team.

And of course it's fair to criticise them... it'd the odd geek's glee in evidence on u75 England threads that erk me.

 

[EddyBlack]

There weren't great, no. But they were playing arguably the world's best team.

And of course it's fair to criticise them... it'd the odd geek's glee in evidence on u75 England threads that erk me.

Fuck off. I laughed at England because it was funny. On the other hand England are still potentially a decent team, but they played the best and we weren't even close.