Songs which boast about the artist's sexual prowess.

[Melinda]

Kelis- Im bossy!

i gave you a taste you want some more
Touch down lemme do it up like a pro
I ride the beat like a bicycle, I'm icy cold

Ginuwine- Pony

The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

 

[Madusa]

Um, Mel...this thread imagines you getting all these songs (by female artists as you so requested) and parading round your bedroom in front of Mr. Mel miming along and gesticulating to your triangle of love.

I'm right arent I? You've been downloading for this sole purpose!! I know!

 

[Melinda]

Mads, if the thought of me gyrating makes you feel nice in your 'special place' - PM me, perhaps Mr Mel and I can make your dreams come true. It could be the sound track to our afternoon!

I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge.

*winks*

 

[Madusa]

No, you wouldnt want me there...I make love to the sounds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

I've lost my mojo.

 

[isvicthere?]

"Dick almighty" by 2 Live Crew does exactly what it says on the tin.

 

[Badger Kitten]

L'il Kim How many licks?


is sheer filth.

Lyrics here...

2 A.M. I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

 

[May Kasahara]

Biggie Smalls' claim that he would 'hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift' always made me chuckle, especially since he probably hadn't seen his cock in years.