Songs about sex

[Voley]

Cuntry House
I Pissed On A Girl And I Liked It
Sitting On The Cock Of The Gay
Nothing Compares 2 Girls 1 Cup
Unlike A Virgin
Come On Eileen
I Should Be So Sucky Fucky

 

[foo]

I Should Be So Sucky Fucky

that made me splutter

i'm going to be singing it all day now...

 

[Voley]

The mental image of foo wandering round work all day going 'I should be so fucky, sucky sucky fucky, sucky fucky fucky' is quite a thing.

My work for today is done.

 

[machine cat]

Nothing Compares 2 Girls 1 Cup

 

[foo]

the 'Come On Eileen' is just a bit genius too.

do more!

 

[Rollem]

Sitting On The Cock Of The Gay

 

[Athos]

The Cranberries classic - 'Finger.'

 

[yardbird]

Don't Let The Son go Down On Me.

 

[Voley]

(((Eileen)))

More later.

I haven't even got up yet and I already feel filthy. I'm going for a bath.

 

[Voley]

Don't Let The Son go Down On Me.

 

[Madusa]

fucking hell guys! You bunch of 'tards!

 

[Jonti]

man's only got one finger

Somebody aimed you when you were young
But nobody ever fired
Now you just sit there inside the gun
Bullet you're getting old and tired
If you want out - get out and get it all
I mean a fair trial is no trial at all
You're not guilty you can't even move without
A human hand
You can't cock yourself woman
You need a man
All the way you need him
All the way
All the way across the floor
Across the board
The man's only got one finger
He doesn't need anymore
He makes his way one prong down
All the way
All the way
All the way across the floor
Seven inches of pleasure
Seven inches going home
Somebody must have measured
All the way down the old bone
All the way
All the way
All the way
Down the old bone

heh!

 

[Voley]

Vagina In Your Hand
Candle In The Rim
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do Scat)
You Can Call Me Anal
69 to 5
Goldfingered
Brown Girl In The Ring
Brown Eyed Girl

 

[foo]

i don't get the last one..

 

[Voley]

From the profanisaurus:

brown eye n.

The ring (qv) through which the brown trout (qv) jump on their journey down the pan.

It's not funny if you have to explain it, I know.

 

[foo]

no i understand the ring one, silly!

it's the brown eyed girl one...it doesn't work for me. man.

edit: ah. i'm the silly one again. i get it!

 

[Voley]

lol!

 

[Annierak]

no i understand the ring one, silly!

it's the brown eyed girl one...it doesn't work for me. man.

edit: ah. i'm the silly one again. i get it!

 

[Voley]

That's the funniest thing on this thread so far.

foo wins.

 

[machine cat]

fucking hell guys! You bunch of 'tards!

never heard that one. who was the artist?

 

[foo]

oh.

no more sex songs.

 

[ska invita]

no-anal anthem by Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

 

[mitochondria]

Jose Nunez feat. Taina - Bilingual

The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice
Hearing you speak my name
Beckoning me to answer
Telling me you want me
So I tell you that you're the answer to every question I've ever had about love

Without words I use my tongue to tell the tale of us
Tracing your shadowscape
Kneeling before you my eyes feast upon your masculinity and
All its divinity and I praise you
Because all of that is for me

I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies
Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts
Dripping down my chin
Your taste is something that I ever couldn't re-create

Needing every atom of your anatomy
Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity
Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciesness
Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes
In my daydreams
Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum
And it makes me want you right there and then

Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get
Tingling sensations in private locations where I wish to be caught between a rock and your hard place

As wetness develops my legs begin to open and my spot turns to a backdraft and all I want you to do is extinguish it
You know my body like the back of your hands
And touch me and send me into ecstacy

My thighs quiver in anticipation of deep penetration which gets me high
Body rising
Sweating
Panting
Make-up melting
Pulling my hair and
Scratching my back
I get a temporary case of tourettes because all I can say are four letter words in a four octave-range screaming your name

[Spanish]

You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual

I see your tongue pink between your lips and I want it between mine
And I struggle
As you lick torturing me
I try to get away but
Not really

Running out of room begging for more up against the wall that has been scuffed by my stilletos
Again
You pry apart my thighs and tell me to be still
And I willingly submit to you because I love the way you dominate me
Demanding that I cum for you so I do as I'm told

You've molded me so I'm good to no-one else but you
You've conquered this once orgasmicless world and multiplied it
Again and
Again

My face radiates with after-glow
My pillow scented by you
A fragrance which haunts me
My room smells of the best sex
I
Covered in body prints and finger prints and you above me
Your name written indelibly upon my body in your genetic history

You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilïngual

 

[foo]

i don't like that one very much.

 

[learydeary]

World's Filthiest Song


I nominate FFA by the Leather Nun.

"I shove my greased fist right up to your prostrate"

"Shit on my knuckles, pain up the arse for you"

It stands for Fist Fuckers Associated, by the way.


Also funny is the Dildo song

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnKieBzbaY

 

[foo]

nope. don't like that one either.

they're just not funny.

NVP would obviously make a killing writing sexy songs for pop stars. he should spec Elton John first i reckon. then Mika.

 

[Gmart]

Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel

 

[foo]

<blank face>

 

[dodgepot]

andy anderson - "you shake me up"

very subtle, but i'm sure it must be about sex - "i tell you that i wanna do what you wanna do to me"

what *else* can it be about?

 

[foo]

ha ha ha

you don't get the thread.

it's not me who's the dunce for once.