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Song lyrics that are unlikely to be true

"I am the best fuckin fuck in the whole USA
I can fuck you to death, I can fuck you to stay(?)
I am the best fucking fuck in the whole fuckin world"

Dwarves - Let's Fuck
 
"Well I'm Christ In Shades I'm A Napalm God
Your Lipstick Flickers Round My Lightning Rod
You Fever Pitch Bitch You Love To Tease
Well I'm A Hot Dog Daddy Up On Your Knees
Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance I'm A Living Detonator
"

Oh yes, and my real name is Mark Manning. :)
 
I'm The Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
You're A Disco Reptile A Funky Alligator

:hmm:

"Well I'm Christ In Shades I'm A Napalm God
Your Lipstick Flickers Round My Lightning Rod
You Fever Pitch Bitch You Love To Tease
Well I'm A Hot Dog Daddy Up On Your Knees
Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance I'm A Living Detonator
"

Oh yes, and my real name is Mark Manning. :)

:hmm:
 
"fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra"
 
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin
yes, but it's unlikely
 
No....no, a quick check has revealed my initial suspicion to be correct and that I was, in fact, correct to post those lyrics here.
 
"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife..."

No. I really really won't. I'd be lucky to find myself in a house with only half its walls missing and with a girl with only half of her teeth missing tbh.
 
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Lion sleeps tonight'

bit lost is he? taking a break from his natural habitat on the Savannah?
 
from the clash - clampdown..... *hoping.....

"The judge said five to ten but I say double that again
I'm not working for the clampdown
No man born with a living soul
Can be working for the clampdown
Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?

The voices in your head are calling
Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
Only a fool would think someone could save you
The men at the factory are old and cunning
You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
It's the best years of your life they want to steal"
 
from the clash - clampdown..... *hoping.....

"The judge said five to ten but I say double that again
I'm not working for the clampdown
No man born with a living soul
Can be working for the clampdown
Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
How can you refuse it?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?

The voices in your head are calling
Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
Only a fool would think someone could save you
The men at the factory are old and cunning
You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
It's the best years of your life they want to steal"

You quite like the Clash don't you?
 
"Living in a box, living in a cardboard box" No you're not, you're doing very nicely off the money for that song.

"Money's too tight to mention" Yeah, right.

"Oh, think twice cos it's another day for you in paradise" Is it bollocks.

"Words don't come easy to me" so how come you managed to write a song about how you're no good with words? Get a grip FFS!

"Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven" That not what nusimatists tell me.
 
"We will be shipbuilding"

In this country? You must be fucken joking, all the shipyards have been converted into call centres already.
 
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