Some wanker nicked my favourite hat.

[pogofish]

Never remove your hat.

Bit of a problem when wielding a camera though. The brim can get in the way.

If i'm wearing a cap, I usually just turn it round but this hat was a wide-brim outdoorsy hat. A bit like:

But slightly smarter.

 

[madzone]

I know what he and the hat look like, so do soj, Shirl and a few others. If you came north for a visit you would too(not the hat now obviously)

Shush! I'm trying to get him to post a pic

 

[thriller]

hat stolen three times, LOL.

This is comedy gold

Just wear a plain ol beanie hat. No one is gonna nick that.

 

[pogofish]

hat stolen three times, LOL.

Err, I didn't mention the cap I lost in another club back in November.

However that was my own fault but at least I had three of them and a replacement was easy.

Although on the first night after getting it, some woman in a pub took a fancy to it and I then left it in the bank. Got it back both time though.

 

[likesfish]

my favorite hat is a hemp boonie hat found on the south downs

 

[pogofish]

I am reunited with my hat!

Went down just now & they found it no problem.

 

[Badgers]

Wanker is too kind a word for nicking a mans hat.
Hanging is too good for them. They should be dragged through the streets on a carty type thing while the public hurls rotting meat and stuff at them.

Did you write your name in it?

 

[pogofish]

Nope. Maybe do it for the good hats but not so worried about the caps.

 

[geminisnake]

I am reunited with my hat!

Hurrah!!

 

[pogofish]

Sadly it has happened again.

Hat nicked in a pub in Miss F's home town on Saturday night.

Just back from a shopping trip to get another.

Luckily it was just a cheap cap. The good hats are still safe.

 

[moose]

You could have started a new thread

 

[pogofish]

I did think about it.

 

[editor]

Sadly it has happened again.

Hat nicked in a pub in Miss F's home town on Saturday night.

Just back from a shopping trip to get another.

Luckily it was just a cheap cap. The good hats are still safe.

You should put a string through your hat and tie the other end to your wrist.

 

[moose]

Or superglue it to your ears.

 

[danski]

You should put a string through your hat and tie the other end to your wrist.

......or mittens.

A mitten/hat G-string

 

[pogofish]

Danski - that is a specialist interest beyond anything I'm prepared to consider!

My new & newly starched hat is currently sitting proudly on the table in front of me and I must say it looks quite fine. So much so that a colleague admitted to a having a bit of a "thing" for men in hats to me in the lift earlier.

 

[Gromit]

I live in absolute dread of losing my current hat.

Of all the hats I've ever owned none have ever recieved as many 'nice hat' compliments as this one. Latest one was just yesterday.

Those compliments have come from women too!!! Thats never happened before.

Many of them have wanted to wear my hat and I've been yeah okay... but kept a real beady eye to ensure I got the hat back.

Forget a sports car as a girl puller. My hat has been far more effective.

When it finally wears out I'm going to get a mad scientist to clone it from some left over hat DNA.

 

[Gromit]

re. the hats in the OP.

Snow polo caps ain't they?

I have one snow polo cap. I've stopped wearing it as someone said it made me look like a murderer

 

[danski]

Danski - that is a specialist interest beyond anything I'm prepared to consider!

 

[pogofish]

I now have four new hats - That should do me for a while?