So what exactly are you protesting for?

[AnnO'Neemus]

What protests? It was riots the last time I heard.

Yeah, personally, I thought it was going to be riots and looting, which would be quite handy, as I'm in need of a new telly!




ETA: I'm not even in the UK ossifer, so I have a bl00dy good alibi!

 

[ajdown]

*goes and hides a Robinson's bottle under the CEO's desk*

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

They're in the pocket of the Illuminati, and are taking the orders to the useful fools to discredit any alternatives. The whole anarchist high command is in fact a capitalist invention!!!

Kyser_Soze, you forgot to mention the lizards who control the illuminati!

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Anarchist leaders is a great oxymoron.

Yeah, some lazy hack forgot to run their facts by wikipedia!

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Yeah, cos that's what was going to happen if you had. Lots of "masked anarchists" storming your office and filing your paperwork in the wrong cabinets and stealing your coffee mug and stuff.

Get me some post it notes and biros while you're at it, I'm all out. Cheers! x

 

[edhunter]

I'm not a journo, I'm a lizard, bow down before me

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Hiding the waste paper bin. Emptying the staples out of the stapler. Are you getting all this edhunter?

And putting cling film over the office loos, and removing all the loo roll from the cubicles - a dastardly plan! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Your management don't even buy you tea and coffee? And you're not out protesting? Do you have to buy your own lube for when they shaft you over the committee table too?

No tea or coffee? That's third world treatment that, innit? I bet they don't have sandwiches or biscuits in their meetings either.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

*goes and hides a Robinson's bottle under the CEO's desk*

Y'see now you're getting with the programme! It's teh bosses. It's teh suits! Get get even!

There's a banner making 101 class in the protesters squat at 18:00h (well, actually, it'll probably more like half past 7pm, maaaan, by the time everyone's bimbled along, I mean, you know what these doley's are like when it comes to work ethic!). Organic fruit juice and vegan cakes will be provided. But please bring your own organic hemp banner and non-toxic eco-friendly paints.

Come on, you know you want to!

 

[cesare]

I'm not a journo, I'm a lizard, bow down before me

Well, at least you know about the ajdown blockade now.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Who mentioned where you work?

Big brother knows these things! Don't you know that all the CCTV and facial recognition stuff is already online. Or rather it would be if Westminister hadn't installed some that didn't comply with the law when it comes to specifications for resolution, or some such nonsense.

Nah, not really, you'd have to be a tinfoil-hatter to believe that, someone spotted ajdown on Google Street View, going into where he works, he was identified because he had a bottle of Robinson's squash tucked under his arm, which was a bit of a giveaway.