So, sho should be the Film 2008 presenter whilst Wossy is 'away'?

[Santino]

Boring answer: Andrew Collins

Joke answer: I don't know, a robot or a ninja or something

 

[Augie March]

I bet Augie is pleased with how his thread is going.

I bring it on myself.

 

[N_igma]

The toenail of Tutankhamun's big toe.

 

[isitme]

Tell what would be good, if they got those two guys from 'Vids' to do it

 

[DJ Squelch]

Charlie Brooker

 

[Augie March]

Augie March's Mum.

She shagged Andrew Sachs y'know. Left a slew of lewd answerphone messages afterwards too before all the 'cool' kids were doing it. My mum's such a trendsetter.

 

[Dillinger4]

She shagged Andrew Sachs y'know. Left a slew of lewd answerphone messages afterwards too before all the 'cool' kids were doing it. My mum's such a trendsetter.

I think she should resign.

 

[dodgepot]

morrissey

 

[Augie March]

Tell what would be good, if they got those two guys from 'Vids' to do it

Wasn't Justin Lee Collins one of them?

 

[Dillinger4]

Justin Lee Collins.

 

[Augie March]

I think she should resign.

She did. But I made her do a Mandelson-esque turnaround when I hadn't had any tea for a week.

 

[Augie March]

Justin Lee Collins.

Didn't he used to present that Vids telly show that I hear so much about?

 

[isitme]

No idea what they were called

 

[Dillinger4]

davina brent

 

[dodgepot]

danny dyer

 

[Dillinger4]

danny dyer

You just crossed the line.

 

[N_igma]

Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

[isitme]

Harry from Bigfoot and the Hendersons (the series, not the film)

 

[badlands]

Ross Noble or Frank Bough

 

[Jon-of-arc]

Barry Norman

 

[Augie March]

Denziel from Only Fools and Horses

 

[dodgepot]

el jefe

or

reno

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I think I'm first to say "Paul Ross".

 

[Augie March]

I think I'm first to say "Paul Ross".

I reckon his mum said it before you tbh.

 

[N_igma]

Ingmar Bergman on the mike and Charlie Chaplain on the decks.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

My vote is for Mark Kermode. Hopefully he'll be so good, the Beeb will see sense and keep him on full-time.

Anyone but that twonk. Exorcist best film of all time my arse.

 

[The Octagon]

An empty chair could do a better job of film criticism than J. Ross.

Failing that, bring back Barry Norman.

 

[Augie March]

Norman Barry.

 

[kabbes]

A gestalt entity made up of all suggestions so far. Called Bob.

 

[badlands]

Prince Charles