So, just how bad WILL a no-deal Brexit be?

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by stuff_it, Sep 11, 2019.

  1. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

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  2. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw acknowledging ur soup leg

    Refineries (threaded tweet)

     
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  3. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    I can’t wait till they get the strategic reserve of 50 steam locomotives out from that tunnel under the Mallen hills* and start running them on welsh steam coal from the ‘museum’ at Big Pit in Blienaven .


    * they’ll have to move the crashed spaceship out of the way first obvs.
     
  4. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    Changing the title of a document that has already been leaked to make it sound better is so fucking amateur.
     
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  5. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw acknowledging ur soup leg

    As is the quality of the published document - it's wonky as fuck. Looks like somebody printed out a Word document, and then badly scanned each page individually to PDF
     
  6. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    Blaenavon.

    Good try.

    p.s. I remember them wanting to give me a VIP tour (of that very museum) but I was like sorry no time, now to business. I kind of regret it.
     
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  7. MrSki

    MrSki Who am I to say you're wrong

    How many of the stockpiled body bags will be needed?
     
  8. Magnus McGinty

    Magnus McGinty IdProle

    Of the names leave voters have been called, these have to be up there as the worst.
     
  9. stdP

    stdP I never learn.

    Printing out and re-scanning a digital document is actually common SOP to make sure redactions really are unreadable. I've seen hilarious attempts at redactions where someone's merely drawn a black box over the text, not realising you could simply (re)move the box with the right software, and of course the text still being visible if you inspect the file contents.
     
  10. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    Yes, my mother in law is from there, and my father in law from Mountain Ash. They don’t do irony either...
     
  11. TheHoodedClaw

    TheHoodedClaw acknowledging ur soup leg

    Aye, I know, but a competent person would then scan using the feeder. This doc has the text squint on nearly every page, ffs.

    I accept this is a minor thing but c'mon. :D
     
  12. stuff_it

    stuff_it stirred the primordial soup

    So no change?
     
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  13. Ted Striker

    Ted Striker Foot's on the other hand

    Rosamund Urwin

    @RosamundUrwin

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    "15. Facing EU tariffs makes petrol exports to the EU uncompetitive. Industry had plans to mitigate the impact on refinery margins and profitability but UK Government policy to set petrol import tariffs at 0% inadvertently undermines these plans. This leads to significant financial losses and announcement of two refinery closures (and transition to import terminals) and direct job losses (about 2000). Resulting strike action at refineries would lead to disruptions to fuel availability for 1-2 weeks in the regions directly supplied by the refineries."
     
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  14. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    I was just pleased your mangled version had a V instead of an F tbh.
     
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  15. ATOMIC SUPLEX

    ATOMIC SUPLEX Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3

    Section 15?
     
  16. Raheem

    Raheem Well-Known Member

    They've got an ironworks, haven't they?
     
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  17. Raheem

    Raheem Well-Known Member

    This was in the Times leak, word for word I think. What's the bleedin' point of redacting something that's already been published?
     
  18. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    The effects of brexit are already malign. The pound's gone down the shitter; more employers are shutting down and leaving every day; the tax take is down £600 million a week; the extreme right feel emboldened by the vote with a consequent rise in hate crime; politics is broken and society seems coarsened at every level

    Given all the foregoing, there are still many cheerleaders for brexit who see a messy crash-out as the unicorn-rich uplands of sovereignty and liberation. So, however dismal things get in Yellowhammer Land, there will still be a constituency that embraces it and fails to acknowledge its wretched effects.
     
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  19. Humberto

    Humberto the same thing we do every night

    We were told a new golden age was upon us. Just believe.
     
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  20. Humberto

    Humberto the same thing we do every night

    Boris is just so darned likeable though. The bumbling through gentle old soul. Let's give him an award. The people's vermin.
     
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  21. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Alles hat ein Ende nur eine Wurst hat zwei

    Time to brush up on my foraging skillz
     
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  22. belboid

    belboid TUC Off Your Knees

    oh, if anyone wants a laugh/to be made to vomit - here - is Claire Fix describing why she must support No Deal despite it being absolutely awful for everything she cares about (20 mins in)
     
  23. William of Walworth

    William of Walworth Festographer

    This and what Kaka Tim posted earlier.
    Things can and would get even worse with No Deal. Due emphasis on 'even' though, because I do very much take the point that a lot of people already endure such utter shit that the idea it can get even worse is scarcely believable, and understandably.
     
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  24. Poi E

    Poi E Well-Known Member

    No transfers of personal data will be disastrous. In the absence of the UK being declared by the EU a third country with an adequate level of protection of personal data, data controllers and processors in EU member states will have to cease the transfer of personal data to the UK, and probably from.
     
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  25. Wolveryeti

    Wolveryeti Young Lethargio

    The Times leak was the 'base case'. By this publication it had turned into a 'reasonable worst case'. Govt used the court order to apply some spin.
     
  26. Poi E

    Poi E Well-Known Member

    Pointless word play that has no effect. Typifies governance at the moment.
     

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