So, just how bad WILL a no-deal Brexit be?

[Magnus McGinty]

Don’t kill the goose that lays the golden rat’s carcass.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Although I guess you’ll be fighting the dog for it.

 

[SpineyNorman]

How meaty is the dog

Pretty chunky to be fair but worth more than her weight in rabbits and rats.

You can try to eat her but she will reciprocate and I don't fancy your chances

 

[Proper Tidy]

Don’t kill the goose that lays the golden rat’s carcass.

Have to do the maths, how many oz rat meat can he bring in plus the food he eats to how much oz dog meat now, hard practical choices

 

[SpineyNorman]

Have to do the maths, how many oz rat meat can he bring in plus the food he eats to how much oz dog meat now, hard practical choices

He's a she but you've given me an idea. We just need to find a mate and we've got an unlimited supply of puppy meat.

Mmmmmm puppies

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Have to do the maths, how many oz rat meat can he bring in plus the food he eats to how much oz dog meat now, hard practical choices

Let the dog have pups first...

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Beaten to it by its master

 

[SpineyNorman]

If any of you actually do try to eat my dog I will stab you in the face with a rusty fork. Well, what's left of your face when the dog's finished anyway

 

[tommers]

No, I was very careful & very polite, plus I was a regular & good with tips, so I think I was safe on that one.

Apparently I was not the first to make such a request, the waiter found it funny, the staff weren't happy with the new landlords bringing their crazy ideas to the village pub.

Meals served in frying pans/on bread boards, and chips in tin cans soon disappeared, and common sense prevailed.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

 

[belboid]

Here it is! read it for yourself

https://assets.publishing.service.g...est_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf

 

[tommers]

Here it is! read it for yourself

https://assets.publishing.service.g...est_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf

Oooh. They did it.

 

[brogdale]

All fine; only the vulnerable will be affected.

 

[belboid]

Oooh. They did it.

I dont think Dominic Grieve will be happy, this looked pretty far from 'full' - and I dont just mean para 15

 

[belboid]

All fine; only the vulnerable will be affected.

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17 - Low income groups will be disproportionately affected by any price rises in food and fuel.

 

[brogdale]

17 - Low income groups will be disproportionately affected by any price rises in food and fuel.

Don't vote; no prob.

 

[pinkmonkey]

I’ll have to sharpen my boathook and stand on my roof in order to prod you all away when you come round to try charge your phones up off of my solar. I’ll be eating coot and reedmace for tea every night.

 

[pinkmonkey]

Or, even worst, like a holiday at Pontins.

The chattering classes having to holiday at Pontins.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

All fine; only the vulnerable will be affected.

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I wonder how the liberals will react to all those thick people who voted for their own poverty daring to get on the streets about it.

 

[brogdale]

I wonder how the liberals will react to all those thick people who voted for their own poverty daring to get on the streets about it.

Dunno, but the state's on it...

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

I dont think Dominic Grieve will be happy, this looked pretty far from 'full' - and I dont just mean para 15

It's pretty much the document leaked to the Times at the beginning of August. The one that was "out of date".

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Dunno, but the state's on it...

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Let’s spend the money on another 20,000 officers and prison cells rather than the creation of meaningful jobs.

 

[brogdale]

Presume this'll be the bit about 'spoons running out of beer...

 

[tommers]

It's a "summary" apparently.

Two and half hours until we get the full version and Cummings' WhatsApps.

Or at least some nonsense about why we can't see them.

 

[belboid]

Presume this'll be the bit about 'spoons running out of beer...

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Rosamund Irwin (who hot the original leak) says the only thing that has been changed is the headline. This says 'HMG Reasonable Worst Case Planning Assumptions' whereas hers said 'Base Scenario' - and was unredacted.

So she should be able to tell us what para 15 is

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Presume this'll be the bit about 'spoons running out of beer...

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Mirror should lead with that as its front page.

Concerned?

 

[Dogsauce]

I live pretty close to a zoo, plenty of protein to be had there. Reckon the penguins will be easiest to start with, gorillas and lions might need a bit of thought as to how to despatch them.

 

[belboid]

Para 15, apparently

 

[Kaka Tim]

I live pretty close to a zoo, plenty of protein to be had there. Reckon the penguins will be easiest to start with, gorillas and lions might need a bit of thought as to how to despatch them.

the gorillas and lions might be hatching similar plans for you

 

[Lord Camomile]

Two and half hours until we get the full version and Cummings' WhatsApps.

Or at least some nonsense about why we can't see them.

Release of Parliament closure documents blocked

We get the nonsense:

The government is refusing to publish details of communications between No 10 aides about Parliament's suspension, despite MPs voting for their release.

Cabinet minister Michael Gove said the information sought by MPs was "unreasonable and disproportionate".

It would breach the rights of the nine advisers concerned, including Boris Johnson's chief aide Dominic Cummings.

To do so, he added, would "contravene the law" and "offend against basic principles of fairness".

 

[brogdale]

Para 15, apparently

Drove up the 20 today and the gantry info signs were saying that on Nov 1st be sure to have zee correct papers.