So-called “Blackpool Tower” has been hologram since being burned to the ground on 28/12/23

[Favelado]

I don't know if I posted this before but during the pandemic I wrote a poem about Blackpool in the style of John Cooper Clarke. Apologies to the real poet and to anyone who doesn't enjoy it.

Donkey Lasher

Big One, National, Dipper, Mouse,
Neighbour tried to rob your house.
North, South, Central Pier
Walked through Mereside, got the fear.
Town in need of illumination,
Smell of piss at North Station.

Sun’s out, guns out, promenade.
“What yer lookin’ at mate? D’yer think yer ‘ard?
Come and have a go if you think yer ‘ard enough”
Man-boobs tell me he’s fucking lard enough.
Girl’s eyebrows are marker, her tan is fake,
Her IQ’s 99 and she’s a flake.

Critics can knock us and maybe they’re right.
At least we’re not Preston. Fucking shite.

Copyright Favelado 2020.

 

[brogdale]

Red Arrows = RA.

RA Russian Agents

Russian agents went to Salisbury cathedral tower.

It’s so obvious, join the dots sheeple….

Good to see at least one poster doing their own research

 

[Callum91]

Pics or stfu.

one sec... Edit, that's the top of it from my house lol.

 

[PTK]

Red Arrows = RA.

RA Russian Agents

Russian agents went to Salisbury cathedral tower.

It’s so obvious, join the dots sheeple….

They are RED arrows, for Pete's sake! And RED Square is in Moscow. And Moscow has a very tall television tower. And
the things shown on television are not real. And the Blackpool Tower has been on television.

 

[planetgeli]

one sec... Edit, that's the top of it from my house lol.

Convincing

 

[Favelado]

one sec... Edit, that's the top of it from my house lol.

Sorry is that true? Is there another Sandgrown'un on Urban now?

 

[Favelado]

I am thrilled but feel my move abroad means Callum has out-Blackpooled me. My shtick is dead and buried.

 

[PTK]

Blackpool, Blackpool​

I’ve never been
Do not want to
Sounds obscene

They say there’s a Tower​

Made of steel
So bloomin’ what?
Has no appeal

There’s other towns
I’d rather be
If I want to
Visit the sea

 

[Favelado]

Blackpool, Blackpool​

I’ve never been
Do not want to
Sounds obscene

They say there’s a Tower​

Made of steel
So bloomin’ what?
Has no appeal

There’s other towns
I’d rather be
If I want to
Visit the sea

Reported for hate crime. Expect an imminent lifetime ban.

 

[petee]

the mother got her RN in blackpool and told me that on lunchbreaks she and the other nurses would go for a dance at the tower ballroom.

that is all.

 

[PTK]

Reported for hate crime. Expect an imminent lifetime ban.

What happened to Magna Carta?
Did that poor peasant girl die in vain?

 

[Callum91]

Sorry is that true? Is there another Sandgrown'un on Urban now?

been here awhile! Longer than you, not to rub it in hahahah

 

[PR1Berske]

Blackpool. Go for it!!!

You've just triggered a long lost memory

 

[stdP]

Is the Big One real?

He's been hiding out in Blackpool since he had to leg it from San Fran in a hurry back in 1906. The rollercoaster was just one of many disguises.

 

[A380]

Is the Big One real?

Kind of; it’s actually the really near one…

 

[Callum91]

Kind of; it’s actually the really near one…

It's far away.

 

[brogdale]

You Northern folk with your so-called Tower, pah!

Here in the South, under certain atmospheric conditions (eg. lower tropospheric inversions) we actually experience the optical illusion of the Eiffel Tower on the top of our mountains as the image is cast over 342km from Paris.

It's literally visible today from my bathroom window and I'd suggest that any Northern Urbs wanting to catch this rare atmospheric phenomena head down here today:

 

[krtek a houby]

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Is the Big One real?

Yes. Cthulhu is coming.

 

[brogdale]

Having done my own research, I think today's Eiffel mirage may actually be caused by a combination of Chem-trail white-out (look at the picture folks) with the poison particles excited by HAARP radiation. Wake up sheeple!

 

[mauvais]

The Blackpool Tower is 158 metres high, and the Great Pyramid of Giza is 146.6 metres high. Makes you think, eh?

Cleopatra (Egyptian famous for inventing the act of coming at you) was born closer in time to the Blackpool Tower 'fire' than to the building of the Giza pyramids. MAKES U THINK.

 

[brogdale]

Cleopatra (Egyptian famous for inventing the act of coming at you) was born closer in time to the Blackpool Tower 'fire' than to the building of the Giza pyramids. MAKES U THINK.

I think you'll find that if Cleopatra added her age in years today, to the year of her birth it equals the height of the Great pyramid of Giza in metres.

HT Spymaster

 

[Favelado]

You Northern folk with your so-called Tower, pah!

Here in the South, under certain atmospheric conditions (eg. lower tropospheric inversions) we actually experience the optical illusion of the Eiffel Tower on the top of our mountains as the image is cast over 342km from Paris.

It's literally visible today from my bathroom window and I'd suggest that any Northern Urbs wanting to catch this rare atmospheric phenomena head down here today:

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Your palace is not faring so well though.

 

[brogdale]

Your palace is not faring so well though.

Even I’ll admit that no-one has reported a sighting of that for 89 years.