i_hate_beckham
Him From A Village
Funniest thread i've read in fucking ages.
It's a belter, init?i_hate_beckham said:Funniest thread i've read in fucking ages.

pk said:I fucking hate Man U.
Do any of their fans actually live in a house with a Manchester postcode?
pk said:I fucking hate Man U.
Do any of their fans actually live in a house with a Manchester postcode?

souljacker said:Yes, of course they do, you daft bastard![]()

revol68 said:also something just slapped me upside the head, oh yes it's the irony of someone who started a whole thread about themselves hiring a cleaner on the general forum accussing me of attention seeking.
Tell me this, since you are quite happy to pay a women come into your house and play with your pishy yellow Y fronts do you ever seek services of a more David Pleat manner?
editor said:*pulls up chair again
revol68 said:why would I google for the answer as to the last time i've been at Old Trafford? I've never been to Old Trafford to see United but I have seen them play away at Portsmouth.
*hands noname a soothing cup of camomile teanonamenopackdrill said:Can you please refrain from posting off-topic, shit-stirring, whinging posts on this highly relevant and topical debate?
editor said:PS I saw Cardiff at Portsmouth. It was a lovely day out. I think the Cardiff fans had previously dismantled their clock!
nonamenopackdrill said:You're a typical United fan then. Know nothing about football. Watch the World Cup. Go on about players legs and so on.
Carry on. It's funny, that's all. This place used to be filled with football fans. Now we get revol telling us how good a player Harry Kewell is.
revol68 said:The best thing is I have nothing but bile for that wee aussie cunt, especially as he thought he'd win over the Liverpool fans by ramraiding Gary Neville last year. I also have it on good authority that Luis Garcia got his hair cut so he didn't get mistaken for him at a distance.
Infact I posted a nasty comment about him the other day on here.
nonamenopackdrill said:Interesting one this. When was this? How did you get tickets? What was the score and what end did you stand in?
I've been to Fratton Park a fair few times, though my best experience was actually a youth cup semi final v Liverpool (Mcmanaman and Marsh playing for Liverpool) which they won with a 119th minute og. Quite like to know what you thought of the ground, and the away end.
nonamenopackdrill said:That's my point fella. You did. And it was desperate.
Now we get revol telling us how good a player Harry Kewell is.
revol68 said:This is embarrassing, like being back in Primary school but sure I suppouse indulging you is better than doing these testcases.
It was last Feburary, I was behind the goal in the uncovered section, the scoreline was 3-1, Ronaldo scored a rocket at the other end and the Portsmouth fans never stopped singing even at 3-0.
I got my tickets through my brother who lives in Portsmouth and had a pint in some pub filled with coked up 18 year olds who were shite at pool. Outside one of them got his cock out and ran after his mate pissing. Anymore info guvnor?
revol68 said:but you said
When infact I think he's shite.
nonamenopackdrill said:No it's fine. So you were in the home end? I've done that a few times. Including the wrong end at the 95 cup final.
I didn't doubt you went; I just wanted to check that it was in the Sky Sports era. Didn't really need to.
You do realise what Roy Keane was getting at when he talked about the prawn sandwich brigade, don't you?
revol68 said:Sorry should I curse my mother for me not being born earlier? Or should I just make amends by building a time machine and destroying the Taylor report?
Roy Keanes comments were clearly aimed at middle class wankers taking over the ground, the kind of twats who have a cleaner and complain if people stand up. He certainly wasn't whinging about people in Ireland who follow English teams and I seriously doubt he would hold someone to account for being to young to have went to First Division games.
copliker said:Put your servant on please. I bet she's better at being abusive than you.
nonamenopackdrill said:Roy Keane was talking about the atmosphere and is pissed off with people who follow the World Cup and a big team and think that makes them a football fan. Perhaps you should read his book.
nonamenopackdrill said:You stupid stupid prick. Take some English lessons.
That is funny as fuck!
nonamenopackdrill said:Now we get revol telling us how good a player Harry Kewell is.
nonamenopackdrill said:Now we get revol telling us how bad a player Harry Kewell is.
I'm enjoying this.