maximilian ping said:why don'y you skimmers drink soya milk?
EastEnder said:If everyone drank full-fat milk, there'd be no cream. Or if there was it would mean farmers were chucking thousands of gallons of perfectly good skimmed milk down the drain.
Bet you evil non-skimmed drinkers didn't think about that, now did you?![]()
EastEnder said:Semi-skimmed is for cardigan wearing, library card wielding, "would you like to see my collection of 19th century railway station memorabilia?" types.

liberty said:I never drink anything but skimmed![]()

Skim said:I am developing an addiction to Waitrose's Colombian coffee-flavour milk. It's lush – like drinking cream![]()

I do drink cows some times but gives me eczma...

