Sitting at a kitchen table in a white vest

[Madusa]

Yes. Often.

Sunday's used to be my ex and I's matching white vest day.

 

[DotCommunist]

Yes. I always wipe a drink from the fridge against my brow first, though.

When the moon is at it's most fully waxed, I like to walk naked past the window, allowing the light to play over my buttocks

 

[Madusa]

When the moon is at it's most fully waxed, I like to walk naked past the window, allowing the light to play over my buttocks

I thought you were about to quote 'Age of Aquarius'.

 

[dessiato]

do you beat your wife?

Usually I just shove half a grapefruit into her face.