Simple tasks everyone can do that you find bloody impossible

[Bob_the_lost]

Whistle at all.

 

[Treen]

I can't whistle either...and I can't talk to strangers or navigate...In fact, I can't do quite a lot of the things on this thread...I think I might just be quite a useless person
(oh, but I'm not bad at peeling potatoes )

 

[felixthecat]

Tell left from right. I am completely useless at this and me giving directions involves a lot of arm waving.
I am also completely in the dark as to how to operate the dvd player, and I can't click my fingers on my right hand even tho I'm right handed .

 

[8ball]

Roll my 'R's

 

[WouldBe]

Trying to think straight is a big problem at the moment.

 

[moomoo]

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who can't tell left from right

When we go out with my husband and he is giving directions, he has to say 'Mums side' or 'minimoomoos side' instead of 'left' or 'right'

I have trouble with the cable remote and cannot follow lego or k'nex instructions (although my 6 year old can )

 

[maes]

Seems like there are a few of us left/right incompetants. POLL!!!!!!!!!1!!

 

[marty21]

the right/left thing is sometimes a problem, i have to mentally kick a ball (i'm right footed) sometimes to decide which is which

 

[Epico]

I'm glad I brought all of these left/right problem people out of the closet.

So now we know its not something 'everyone can do', I can go to bed now feeling less of a freak.

 

[Masseuse]

I still can't manage a conversation that doesn't end with me being called a cunt.

 

[rich!]

Clean house.

I don't know how anyone manages to keep a clean house. I'm doing good if I manage to keep the roaches down and match up a pair of socks for work.

Some days I can match the socks.

There's a thin layer of dust on everything I haven't moved.

And my "current" stuff is an inch-deep on every flat surface that isn't a bookshelf.

You *so* don't need to see my desk at work.

 

[Ground Elder]

Whistle at all.

You know what they say about the man who can't whistle?












He has a very disobedient dog.



With thanks to Steve Bell

 

[Lava]

Get up at a reasonable hour
Do stuff
Talk to people
Go to bed at a reasonable hour

 

[Ozric]

Go to bed at a reasonable hour

When I know that I have a day off tomorrow, and other times when I don't.

 

[Wolfie]

Posting on behalf of Wolfie

he can't say, "yes, you're right", to me anyway

there's a really obvious reason for that tho' isn't there !

 

[Random One]

Distinguish between left and right.

Housework.

distinguishing between left and right for me too! especially when trying to give directions to someone