Signs of getting old #94

[liampreston]

People start releasing songs

 

[Nanker Phelge]

People start releasing songs

Older people start covering songs from your youth!

 

[Onket]

What number is it when you start liking music from adverts on telly & actually trying to find out who it is?

 

[Dillinger4]

I felt old because I went to the opticians yesterday and my optician looked younger than me.

 

[tufty79]

policemen are getting younger these days too

 

[Dillinger4]

My optician was quite hot. I liked her being all in my face.

 

[tufty79]

*thinks of opticians in dill's face*

*fans self*

when're you headed londonwards next? i believe we have an opticians in east dulwich..

anyway yes.

next sign of becoming older: turning into a dirty old woman

 

[tufty79]

btw - lennoxashcover ftw

LOVELY!

 

[Badgers]

Enjoy sleeping as much (or possibly more) than the pub

 

[twistedAM]

My optician was quite hot. I liked her being all in my face.

Yeah i have to think of Bono naked and such things when I go to my opticians. It's kind of uncomfortable innit?

 

[Dillinger4]

Yeah i have to think of Bono naked and such things when I go to my opticians. It's kind of uncomfortable innit?

Yeh, but in a hot kind of way.

 

[DotCommunist]

Doctor Who is but a year your senior and went to the same school as you

 

[rollinder]

^ Doctor Who is younger than you

 

[LindaR]

^ Doctor Who is younger than you

Doctor Who is young enough to be your son...

 

[rollinder]

old musical one (that's happened to me) - sudenlly realising that the current bands/artists you've watched and liked on TOTP are no longer older than you. also hearing a song on the radio and realising it's been 10/15 years since it came out.
and seing albums / music memrobilia/t-shirts younger than me described as classic or vintage (if something that's 25 years old or under is 'vintage' wtf am I at only 28?)

 

[billy_bob]

Yeah i have to think of Bono naked and such things when I go to my opticians. It's kind of uncomfortable innit?

Uncomfortable doesn't come close. My dentist's gorgeous but young enough to be my daughter and looks younger. It engenders a bewildering combination of arousal, self-loathing and fear for my safety.

I'm no traditionalist but I don't think professionals in charge of putting drills in your mouth should start a consultation with "Hiya!".

 

[Yossarian]

When you see a compilation album advertised on TV, start feeling nostalgic about some of the tunes, then realize it's being promoted as 'the perfect gift for Father's Day.'

 

[DotCommunist]

When you see a compilation album advertised on TV, start feeling nostalgic about some of the tunes, then realize it's being promoted as 'the perfect gift for Father's Day.'

Yeah I'm going to kill myself as soon as Smells Like Teen Spirit turns up on a dadrock compilation

 

[xes]

You listen to a new type of music and think "That's just noise" (but I was listening to extratone at the time,which IS just noise!!)

edit to add some xtratone incase people wonder what the fuck it is. 15000 BPM (Moby,eat ya heart out)

 

[dooley]

sitting down to put socks and shoes on

 

[Dillinger4]

Uncomfortable doesn't come close. My dentist's gorgeous but young enough to be my daughter and looks younger. It engenders a bewildering combination of arousal, self-loathing and fear for my safety.

I'm no traditionalist but I don't think professionals in charge of putting drills in your mouth should start a consultation with "Hiya!".

I liked it when she had her fingers in my mouth.

It was sexual.

 

[sojourner]

I liked her being all in my face.

I really cannot COPE with opticians

I always burst out laughing hysterically when they get really close to my face

 

[kittyP]

What number is it when you start liking music from adverts on telly & actually trying to find out who it is?

About 6

 

[rikwakefield]

The first time I saw an advert for "old skool" which I remember being "new skool".

 

[Dillinger4]

I really cannot COPE with opticians

I always burst out laughing hysterically when they get really close to my face

I liked it, in an awkward way.

 

[sojourner]

I liked it, in an awkward way.

yeh well, yours was fit. all mine have been john major lookalikes.

 

[Dillinger4]

yeh well, yours was fit. all mine have been john major lookalikes.

I thought you were into that.

 

[sojourner]

I thought you were into that.

you are so gonna get a slap

 

[Dillinger4]

you are so gonna get a slap

Just the reaction I was hoping for again.

I am pulling your strings.

 

[sojourner]

Just the reaction I was hoping for again.

I am pulling your strings.

don't get cocky


sunshine