spacemonkey
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chainsaw cat said:Yeah, man.
I got fed up with my car insurance. I thought. surely, this is just a bet> I say to Norwich Union 'I bet you I crash my car' and they say ' I bet you don't'.
I say 'OK you're on, what's the odds?' and they work it out and say '£400 a year fully comp, we'll stand you for fucking millions mate' which if you think about it is quite good.
Trouble is, as soon as you try to claim the bastards start wriggling, FFS I had a guy put his car in gear and drive into me whilst I was stationary, on the main carriageway, he came from a side road. New driver. Wrecked my car, the insurers tried to make it equal blame, queried the damage, argued about bills, wouldn't give me a courtesy car on a technicality etc etc.
If you go to William Hill or Corbetts, and say 'I bet man U will win on Saturday' and they do, the bookie will pay out and smile.
I'd like to get my insurance from a proper bookie.
Less hassle.
Would it be legal?
I can apply exactly the same thing to travel insurance.
"I bet you at least once when I'm away for a year, I get all my stuff stolen or get severely injured and airlifted back to the UK"
"I bet you don't"
Then I have £800 pounds worth of stuff stolen and they fuck me on every technicality and I'm left feeling grateful for the £150 they give me 11 months later.

We're much better off if everyone just sticks to the facts. Once you examine the health stats you realize that americans are a lot less heathy than others and something needs to change and quick.
