Showgirls- So bad it's good?

[electrogirl]

Humm, I'm not sure that's my thing. What kind of crap club serves up intense naked women?

she wants you.

she neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds you.

that kind of thing.

 

[Firky]

It is terrible

I remember it being passed around school because it had fanny in it. Of course this was before the days of the internet and I haven't seen it since I was about 16!

 

[Iam]

So bad, it's fucking awful.

 

[Gromit]

and he's very angry isn't he? angry at the world.

i can understand why though.

Yeah not getting the Showgirls part must really have stung but to have been beaten to it by his former coleague who he'd mentioned the role he was going for in passing must really hurt.

 

[sam/phallocrat]

cracking filum

 

[fubert]

fucking trousers down and tissues out for people who don't want to get proper porn innit

 

[Tank Girl]

yeah, course it is fubert

 

[Onket]

<sharp intake of breath> i forgot total recall?!?! christ!!

PWEI wrote a song referencing total recall

Why can't I recall which one?

 

[Sadken]

What sort of sick mind doesn't want to get proper porn?

 

[dodgepot]

Why can't I recall which one?

"token drug song" from the looks or the lifestyle.

 

[Onket]

Is it really? Well I never.

 

[poului]

tyfgh7tiykgh

Well, it's not boring...

 

[Bakunin]

What sort of sick mind doesn't want to get proper porn?

Either the self-deluded type (who think that stuffing a mountain of crusty Kleenex under the sofa after knocking one out to a Paul Verhoeven film means they're less of a saddo than if they did so after a spot of 'European Anal Cum Bath Part XXXVI',

OR

Teenagers who still live at home with mum and think she still doesn't know about their little habit.

 

[Onket]

'less of a saddo'? It's a basic male need.

 

[HQLil]

It's bad, it's boring, it's awful... no redemption.

However, I'm a girl so that might have something to do with it (and I'm ashamed my bf of the time convinced me to see it).

 

[Bakunin]

'less of a saddo'? It's a basic male need.

It's a basic HUMAN need. Girly types ('women' I believe they're called) do it too, you know.

It's just that I, personally, would rather have a bit of the other than have to resort to tossing myself blind.

And it's sad because it's somewhat self deluded to think that wanking oneself blind over a Paul Verhoeven flick is somehow better than to the smut channel, only some people feel a need to justify themselves in that way rather than be open about it.

 

[Onket]

I know what you mean, but 'less of a saddo' infers you are a saddo for having a quick tug, which you're not.

And it int just humans if we're going to be picky about it.

 

[Bakunin]

I know what you mean, but less of a saddo infers you are a saddo for having a quick tug, which you're not.

No, nobody is a saddo just for having a quick one off the wrist.

I was thinking of the character from the Mary Whitehouse Experience 'Milky Milky' and his ilk who exist and most definitely are sad.

 

[Onket]

"token drug song" from the looks or the lifestyle.

For the record- I now feel like a fool for missing this. I've looked up the lyrics. Fuck know's what I thought they were singing- 'Doug Quaid'.

 

[Jon-of-arc]

Screech from saved By The Bell who nobody wondered what he'd be like nekkid does pr0n film. Turns out he has a massive schlong.

anybody know where I can get the Screech movie? I have had a goodle to no avail....

PM me, if neccesary.

 

[Madusa]

Fucksake!

He's HUNG... apparently.

 

[Melinda]

anybody know where I can get the Screech movie? I have had a goodle to no avail....

PM me, if neccesary.

Thats quite a bump, did you search for Screech's penis?

 

[electrogirl]

honourable bump.

 

[Melinda]

Im not sure fixating on screech's cock is honorable tbf.

 

[Strumpet]

Lol@bump for Screech's cock.


Btw Showgirls is crap.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

it's a fave for me and my pals and a hangover.

You need to get 'cool as ice' into your life.

 

[electrogirl]

Fuck me, that is giving me a bit of a boner tbh. It looks amazing.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Fuck me, that is giving me a bit of a boner tbh. It looks amazing.

It is amazing.

Ice and his posse break down in a small town and have to wait for parts. Ice (who can have any woman as the films opening establishes) attempts to woo this horse loving prude who doesn't want him (but does).

It's really low rent/no plot.

There is a really good fight (pathetic fight) where all the punch noises are shit 80 drum machine sounds.

 

[Looby]

It is amazing.

Ice and his posse break down in a small town and have to wait for parts. Ice (who can have any woman as the films opening establishes) attempts to woo this horse loving prude who doesn't want him (but does).

It's really low rent/no plot.

There is a really good fight (pathetic fight) where all the punch noises are shit 80 drum machine sounds.

I haven't seen Showgirls. I will have to add it to the list along with Glitter.

 

[Iguana]

Showgirls has nothing on Showtoys.