There are basically no good Chinese takeaways, just places that do pale imitations of Chinese food that will appeal to white people. Try and make friends with the owners, then ask if they can cook you what they'd cook to eat themselves, and you might get something half decent.I had an extremely disappointing chinese takeaway the other night. I find it almost impossibile to get decent chinese food anywhere.
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Only decent one I’ve found locally is Number 2 in Herne Hill if they deliver to you.I had an extremely disappointing chinese takeaway the other night. I find it almost impossibile to get decent chinese food anywhere.

Chippy delivered or takeaway/collection?My order of preference is generally Indian, then Chinese, then Fish & Chips.
Given the choice, they all rank above Pizza IMO.
Chippy delivered or takeaway/collection?
Chippy delivered or takeaway/collection?
Indeed.Chippy delivered is a recipe for awful chips. Even bringing them home can be borderline unless your close.
Indeed.
Why anyone would order McDs via Uber Eats is beyond me.
After having Chinese food in China I don't think I could go into our local Chinese takeaway ever again.I got an excellent Chinese takeaway for the wife this lunchtime, loads round here.
ETA She had a sudden craving for shredded pork in sweet bean sauce:
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You wrap the various bits up in the tofu skin. Twenty dumplings too.
After eating at a lot of Pakistani friends houses I struggle with 'Indian' food in the UKAfter having Chinese food in China I don't think I could go into our local Chinese takeaway ever again.
Should really start a chain doing northern Chinese food, lots more stodge and would go down really well in the UK I reckon.After having Chinese food in China I don't think I could go into our local Chinese takeaway ever again.
That's a good tip - thanks!Only decent one I’ve found locally is Number 2 in Herne Hill if they deliver to you.
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I had an extremely disappointing chinese takeaway the other night. I find it almost impossibile to get decent chinese food anywhere.
There are basically no good Chinese takeaways, just places that do pale imitations of Chinese food that will appeal to white people.
I assume you two don't live in London.Mrs Miggins lives down the way from the largest kipper smokehouse in Europe, down near dungenessI assume you two don't live in London.
I'm not in that London either and all the Chinese takeaways round here are a bit rubbish tooI assume you two don't live in London.

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