Should I eat a two day out of date cream horn?

[boohoo]

You know this has been my major concern of the night....

Of course you could fling it out the window at someone....for a laugh??

 

[Orang Utan]

You know this has been my major concern of the night....

Of course you could fling it out the window at someone....for a laugh??

Not sure that would be a good idea in Brixton. Would anyone else care to take my horn off my hands? l

 

[trashpony]

You're alive!

No horn for me thanks

 

[boohoo]

Not sure that would be a good idea in Brixton. Would anyone else care to take my horn off my hands? l

If you can bare to take your hands off your horn...

 

[Orang Utan]

If you can bare to take your hands off your horn...

I think the horn would probably appreciate it - neglected, on the shelf, out of date...

 

[boohoo]

...the sad life of a rejected horn. I think you just have to finish it off yourself.

 

[Orang Utan]

It's dreadfully hot tonight. I'm going to have a cold shower

 

[milesy]

why don't you cover yourself with the cream from your cream horn to help cool you down?

 

[boohoo]

get the cat to lick it off...there would be no horn left then...

 

[Orang Utan]

get the cat to lick it off...there would be no horn left then...

I've just taken it out. The cream tastes a bit sour and it's already starting to wilt in the heat. The cat ran off when I offered it to her, so I'd better get rid of it.

 

[milesy]

post a picture of it up here first, please.

 

[boohoo]

The cat ran off when I offered it to her, so I'd better get rid of it.

The cat or the horn?

 

[waverunner]

Whats a cream horn

 

[milesy]

a bit like a french horn but played by eric clapton.

 

[waverunner]

a bit like a french horn but played by eric clapton.

i dont know what a french horn is either. and i do know you're taking the piss

 

[boohoo]

a bit like a french horn but played by eric clapton.

 

[Orang Utan]

post a picture of it up here first, please.

I've just taken a photo of it but it will have to wait til Monday. If you really want to see it, I can text it to your missus

 

[waverunner]

Someone please tell me what a cream horn is. I really want a cake it's called a kardinaleo - I don't know the english name. It might be a cream horn. if it is I'd like to know where I can get it from

 

[boohoo]

horn shaped pastry with cream inside....I think.....not good at the whole cake counter thing...

 

[waverunner]

horn shaped pastry with cream inside....I think.....not good at the whole cake counter thing...

Oh. Is that it? I really want a kardinaleo

 

[Orang Utan]

Someone please tell me what a cream horn is. I really want a cake it's called a kardinaleo - I don't know the english name. It might be a cream horn. if it is I'd like to know where I can get it from

It's a horn shaped pastry stuffed full of jam and cream. Or it's my cock.

 

[Biddlybee]

I really want a kardinaleo

Explain what that looks like...

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Nobody eats cream in these temperature even if they are within their sell by date. You will die a horrible lingering death.

 

[waverunner]

Explain what that looks like...

I'm not sure how to explain. Imagine a sandwich. Except the bread is some twisty meringue type thing. Golden colour sort of. And in the middle is a fluffy creamy type thing. And it's better than sex. In fact, if I could eat that while having sex I would die and go to heaven.

 

[milesy]

If you really want to see it, I can text it to your missus

okay

it's my cock.

erm...

 

[bluestreak]

i'd have eaten it.

 

[boohoo]

But it is....

neglected, on the shelf, out of date...

*still waiting for photo*

 

[Orang Utan]

But it is....



*still waiting for photo*

It's imminent

 

[_angel_]

Nobody eats cream in these temperature even if they are within their sell by date. You will die a horrible lingering death.

Exactly now eat the goddamn cake!

 

[Dhimmi]

i dont know what a french horn is either. and i do know you're taking the piss