Should I call the fire brigade?

[sim667]

Another vote for set it on fire.

 

[mauvais]

Then set the shed on fire




Making sure we all,get to see the photos

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/...hed+down....................(pics)&mid=259361

So me and the Fil are sorting his garden. We need to empty the shed of paint tins, fixed solid workbench he built 30 years ago, remove chest of drawers, cuboards and all the crap that makes its way into a 1940's tin 12ft by 10ft shed over the years. Then we need to pull off the sheeting, tar roof, knock the shed down, and take the lot to the dump.

As we are about to start he turns to me and says "do you think if we just pored in petrol and burnt it it would be easier"?"

I can't believe my ears, "yes, I think it would mate".

Cue me and him trying to find matches without the MiL cottoning on to the fact we are about to commit arson.

Enjoy.

 

[gentlegreen]

There's been the odd incident of previous occupants forgetting about pipe bombs they left in sheds ...

 

[UrbaneFox]

Dear All

I am pleased to announce that I cleared out the shed and am still alive.

I didn't call the fire brigade for advice and thought, the next day, that the pile of chemicals / sweepings / rose clear didn't look too bad, so I piled it all into a few bags, safely knotted them and left them for my sturdy neighbour to take to the bins.

However, he has failed to do this, and bin day is tomorrow, so they could explode over the weekend. I'm in west London, if you see anything on newsroom southeast, its was me.

Thank you all.

 

[joustmaster]

Dear All

I am pleased to announce that I cleared out the shed and am still alive.

I didn't call the fire brigade for advice and thought, the next day, that the pile of chemicals / sweepings / rose clear didn't look too bad, so I piled it all into a few bags, safely knotted them and left them for my sturdy neighbour to take to the bins.

However, he has failed to do this, and bin day is tomorrow, so they could explode over the weekend. I'm in west London, if you see anything on newsroom southeast, its was me.

Thank you all.

if you miss bin day, just wang it all in the canal.

 

[Dr_Herbz]

if you miss bin day, just wang it all in the canal.

Down the toilet is easier... followed by some white spirit and/or caustic soda to clean the bowl.

 

[antimata]

set it on fire then call the fire brigade...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I am pleased to announce that I cleared out the shed and am still alive.

I had been wondering if something like this would be the result

 

[UrbaneFox]

The terrible lightning last night had me a bit worried.