One day when I was at school, a British Transport Police Officer came in and gave a talk about the kind of thing him and his colleagues do. For some reason, he asked the class if anyone knew what the shortest distance between two stops was, and which stops they were. I'm assuming he meant on the same line. I suggested loads, including Covent Garden to Leicester Square, and Tottenham Court Road to Oxford Circus, but they were all wrong, and what's more he wouldn't tell me what the answer was 
Urbanites, this question has been troubling me for over ten years. Every single time I make a tube journey it's at the forefront of my mind, niggling away and bugging me. Every underground travelling companion is forced to come up with suggestions, and none of them have ever been satisfactory. It's time to put this to rest! I need answers! Won't somebody help me?

Urbanites, this question has been troubling me for over ten years. Every single time I make a tube journey it's at the forefront of my mind, niggling away and bugging me. Every underground travelling companion is forced to come up with suggestions, and none of them have ever been satisfactory. It's time to put this to rest! I need answers! Won't somebody help me?


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