I have a semi-irrational loathing for Kookai.

M and S, I think if the Daily Mail was a shop, it'd be this shop.
Ugly clothes for office workers with absolutely no sense of adventure - and their shoes! ffs - they almost make me angry - pushing that ugly shit on the masses. If there was no Next, the nation would have to be better dressed.
Also - they have the world's worst website. I occasionally think of trying their site to find something when i'm desperate, but after 3 seconds i have to leave - it's so awful!

I also have an irrational loathing for Next. I got sent a catalogue once and ordered some trousers for elliot from them and now I seem to have an account and they keep sending me the sodding catalogues.![]()
budgens in crouch end, hopefully there are other north london dwellers who know what i mean.

This was a few years ago now, before the days of the square toe. Mind you, they fell apart after 6 months or so.
And Jane Norman. Jane Norman sell the sort of clothes worn by the girls who would steal your boyfriend at school.![]()
Topman - it's everything I depise about fashion.
Topshop (especially the one on oxford street)
Selfridges is much the same. Horrible ugly place full of people who have more money than taste, or people who wish they did.I don't dislike any store especially. However, the only one that I avoid at all costs is Harrod's. It's just an over hyped shit hole, why do people not just go to any other House of Fraser and pay less? Why do people walk around with Harrod's shopping bags as if it is something desirable? It's shit, and only a dick would want to have a Harrod's shopping bag. To my eternal shame I used to have an account there, but started to realise that it was a shit hole, and I was being conned into thinking it was somehow special. It isn't it's a shit hole!
(I rather like Fortnum's though)
Selfridges is much the same. Horrible ugly place full of people who have more money than taste, or people who wish they did.

)Fortnums is lovely though.


Its the heart of Oxford Street Babylon and crowded and all that. But apart from that what is wrong with it?