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I hate Brixton Tesco with a passion. I rarely go there but was forced to go last Sunday and god did I regret it. The place was heaving, you could hardly get down the aisles, and there were humungous queues at all the tills. :(
 
Apple stores - cathedrals of smug.
Primark in Oxford Street. Queue for 40 minutes for some three quid leggings that you can make go bobbly by just staring hard at them? Fuck off!
Tesco Extra at Lee Valley. I don't want to be given 25 choices of pasta shells when one will do, nor do I want to be given the stress of having to decide which one. Nor do I wish to pay 30p for a solitary lemon.
Next because they sell their shoes on hangers - trashy.
M and S, I think if the Daily Mail was a shop, it'd be this shop.
 
I have a semi-irrational loathing for Kookai.

When they first opened here (many years ago!) I wandered in one day, and all the assistants as one ran towards me to tell me they didn't have anything larger than a 14 :D

I dislike the super-cheap Primark places which sell disposable shite.
 
Ugly clothes for office workers with absolutely no sense of adventure - and their shoes! ffs - they almost make me angry - pushing that ugly shit on the masses. If there was no Next, the nation would have to be better dressed.

Also - they have the world's worst website. I occasionally think of trying their site to find something when i'm desperate, but after 3 seconds i have to leave - it's so awful!

I also have an irrational loathing for Next. I got sent a catalogue once and ordered some trousers for elliot from them and now I seem to have an account and they keep sending me the sodding catalogues. :mad:
 
I don't dislike any store especially. However, the only one that I avoid at all costs is Harrod's. It's just an over hyped shit hole, why do people not just go to any other House of Fraser and pay less? Why do people walk around with Harrod's shopping bags as if it is something desirable? It's shit, and only a dick would want to have a Harrod's shopping bag. To my eternal shame I used to have an account there, but started to realise that it was a shit hole, and I was being conned into thinking it was somehow special. It isn't it's a shit hole!






(I rather like Fortnum's though)
 
I also have an irrational loathing for Next. I got sent a catalogue once and ordered some trousers for elliot from them and now I seem to have an account and they keep sending me the sodding catalogues. :mad:

I thought you had to pay for their catalogues?
 
budgens in crouch end, hopefully there are other north london dwellers who know what i mean.

I went in there on a Saturday recently and it was full of media types with their trolleys piled high. Why do your weekly shop in overpriced Budgens when there's a bloody Tesco right next door :confused:
 
This was a few years ago now, before the days of the square toe. Mind you, they fell apart after 6 months or so.

hmm - i haven't drawn it very well. it's more like a long triangle squared off at the apex. It's the style they have made all their shoes in since 1988 elongated sqaury trangle ugliness.

- actually, a little research suggests they have changed their ways. but they still have an astonishing quantity of fugly shoes. like markses.
 
Coast. Party dresses for people with no style IMO. I hate their stiff, shiny fabrics, their boring cuts, their big poofy skirts, the way each garment has a girls name instead of a description.

Ted Baker. Again, it's dull and expensive.

Oasis. They're like a bizarre combination of Warehouse and Coast.
 
Next. Boring boring boring.
And Jane Norman. Jane Norman sell the sort of clothes worn by the girls who would steal your boyfriend at school. :mad:
 
*prepares to be lynched*

I like coast dresses, because being of a smallish wait and amply curvy hips, their prom-style dresses actually fit me.

I like Gap because their long-sleeve t-shirts last for ages and are often on a special offer.

I like oasis and warehouse at the moment too - they've had some really fab tops recently.

I loathe new look, and am not a massive fan of H&M.

I just about tolerate Next now, as my newest pair of jeans came from there - they were the only people in March still doing bootcut jeans when the whole skinnyjean thing was happening.

Most of my office stuff comes from Jigsaw, mainly because it does last for ages, is well-made and I'm quite hard on clothes.

I do hate Topshop (the one in aberdeen, where I live) as they NEVER have anything in a size 14 or 16, and the last jacket I tried on was made of nasty horrid material and when on made me look very frumpy, which I thought was quite an achievement.
 
And Jane Norman. Jane Norman sell the sort of clothes worn by the girls who would steal your boyfriend at school. :mad:

Oh, and this^^^.

I think I hate it because the shops are so dark inside, probably so you can't see how nasty the stuff is.
 
can't believe i forgot- fresh and wild. fucking hideous places.

two more for crouch end: goodygumdrops, never been in but i find their name, signage and clientele abominable. the haelan centre can fuck off too.
 
I hate all shops where I have to buy bigger than a size 12. It seems that the more expensive a shop is, the larger size I have to buy... I don't like being made to feel fat AND skint, so I very rarely buy any new clothes nowadays.
 
I don't dislike any store especially. However, the only one that I avoid at all costs is Harrod's. It's just an over hyped shit hole, why do people not just go to any other House of Fraser and pay less? Why do people walk around with Harrod's shopping bags as if it is something desirable? It's shit, and only a dick would want to have a Harrod's shopping bag. To my eternal shame I used to have an account there, but started to realise that it was a shit hole, and I was being conned into thinking it was somehow special. It isn't it's a shit hole!






(I rather like Fortnum's though)
Selfridges is much the same. Horrible ugly place full of people who have more money than taste, or people who wish they did.
 
Can't abide Selfridges, Harrods, House of Fraser. Department stores in general make me feel queasy. It's the heat and perfume and normally not having eaten.

Fortnums is lovely though.
 
Netto
Argos
Superdrug (dont hate it, but am a Boots girl, no reason, just habit and I like using my advantage card :o)
Next
I also have an irrational disliking for any kind of 'pound store'
White Stuff
Fat Face
Karen Millen
 
I don't know if it's just a Birmingham thing, but I can't stand Hypnotic. Does anyone know it? It's a cheap tat shop where everything costs £5.99. Everything is made of nasty man made materials, is available in size 10 and below only, and looks nasty, plastic and utterly trashy. There is no room to move, it's boiling hot, and any "aisle" is blocked by a double buggy. Usually plays loud garage music. Dire.
 
Fortnums is lovely though.

It is though, isn't it? I should hate it - I can't even afford a box of mince pies in there, and most of the customers are ridiculously posh - but they have footmen in mad 18th century uniforms (alright, I did guess the century) and lovely things on the shelves :cool:

I'm a sucker for a bit of history and tradition :o
 
Its the heart of Oxford Street Babylon and crowded and all that. But apart from that what is wrong with it?

i think i'll have to revise my original statement-it is solely the ox street Topshop i hate.

it's not the crowded-ness i just feel like i have stepped into some insane fashion magazine..i can't really explain it everything just feels over the top in there and i feel like everyone behaves like they are on display. don't get that same vibe in other shops on ox.street.
 
Top Shop on Oxford Street is okayish if I'm absorbed in the shoe department but elsewhere I break out in hives the second I realise I can't see the exit and am too disoriented to work out which direction it's in.
 
I hate all shops without exception except shoe shops and bookshops. I'd happily never set foot in them again.

I like Camden Lock, though.
 
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