SHOCK! What's going to be the big shock of the forthcoming season?

[maximilian ping]

up tha VILLA

 

[Larry O'Hara]

How about...

1) Genuine Scousers spotted inside Anfield not on a Derby Day

2) Alex Ferguson praises referees shock.

3) Wayne Rooney claims royalties for Shrek

 

[stavros]

Footballers realise that their wages are "slightly high" and come back to the real world. The effects are shown with lowering ticket prices.