Shirts.

[sheothebudworths]

Just don't ask Saaaam 100% Fool on the Iron how to press them.









(Feel free to ask his mum though... )

 

[Markyd]

Just don't ask Saaaam 100% Fool on the Iron how to press them.

(Feel free to ask his mum though... )

I let no one iron my shirts but me! otherwise they are just not good enough!

 

[Wookey]

That's the trouble with being a giant.

I know. And you go to High and Mighty, and they're just like spacker clothes, NHS glasses and calipers rolled into one... They do blue, dark blue, and grey, and frankly as a gay man I can't be seen in anything less than fabulous, so it's a real quandry. I mean, I looked into a shirt maker, and there's a very famous one in Manchester, but he has Bush photos in his window, and he's an avowed Republican supporter with his Florida home, so I'll be fucked if I'm spending money there.

 

[Urbane Worrier]

If you can't hack the politics go for "spacker clothes, NHS glasses and calipers" Don't forget your deaf-aid.

 

[Groucho]

Bonzo Dog Band innit

-Eating noises->

Hello, well that was the sound of Roger's Wild Wild rabbits, you heard them eating endives there, very cheap for this time of the year. But now, here in willesden Green,yes, brr, it is a bit chilly, but no matter because here comes a gentlemen and we're going to talk to him about Shirts.

- Excuse me sir, would you mind talking to us about Shirts?
- You what?
- About Shirts.
- Shirts?
- Yes..
- I've got plenty at 'ome.
- Good grief.

And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo...and I'm going to ask her something about Shirts, no I'm not, because she's giving me rather a vulgar sign...

-Would you..excuse me...Would you mind, we're talking about Shirts..
-Uh?
-About Shirts.
-Shirt?
-Yes, the problem of shirts, the kind of umm.. you know are they necessary?
-Where it is.
-Where it is..yes, where is Shirts?
-I dont know.
-You dont know..um, oh dear..

Ah, there's a gentleman marching down here with a really determined stride...he looks a little cautious,he is hopping..

...
etc

Well, I think we're going to have to leave it there and I'm going to take you right away straight over to the Earls Court, Olympia to watch the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event.

 

[Urbane Worrier]

-Eating noises->

Hello, well that was the sound of Roger's Wild Wild rabbits, you heard them eating endives there, very cheap for this time of the year. But now, here in willesden Green,yes, brr, it is a bit chilly, but no matter because here comes a gentlemen and we're going to talk to him about Shirts.

- Excuse me sir, would you mind talking to us about Shirts?
- You what?
- About Shirts.
- Shirts?
- Yes..
- I've got plenty at 'ome.
- Good grief.

And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo...and I'm going to ask her something about Shirts, no I'm not, because she's giving me rather a vulgar sign...

-Would you..excuse me...Would you mind, we're talking about Shirts..
-Uh?
-About Shirts.
-Shirt?
-Yes, the problem of shirts, the kind of umm.. you know are they necessary?
-Where it is.
-Where it is..yes, where is Shirts?
-I dont know.
-You dont know..um, oh dear..

Ah, there's a gentleman marching down here with a really determined stride...he looks a little cautious,he is hopping..

...
etc

Well, I think we're going to have to leave it there and I'm going to take you right away straight over to the Earls Court, Olympia to watch the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event. I'll repeat that, the Shirt event.

SOURCE!!