the survival expert is a bit on the quiet side isnt he, life on the third island must be rocking with those three for conversation
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He doesnt need to speak, he has the skillz!![]()

I really like Char - she just seems like a really smart, decent person. Her and the survival guy should slaughter the other two twats in their sleeping bags.
Imagine having to choose between Adam - "i'm KERAZZY!" - and that dippy useless whining shithead Sarah, who's basically Cassie from Skins after a lobotomy. Jesus![]()
Poor girl 


Yeah, Sarah is a twat and really needs to go. Char is lovely and James seems quite sweet but that niceness would probably make me want to kill him after a while. Susan is really fucking annoying but everyone else seems ok. I think Carly might really irritate me though. Oh yeah fucking wacky Adam-kill him in the face.
Woohoo, welcome back Shipwrecked.![]()
does Keris not annoy you?

She probably will when all the other twats have gone but she's not really on my radar at the moment.![]()
I can't quite work Keris out - she's right that Danny (is it Danny?) is a twat, and most of her gripes have substance, but at the same time she seems a bit spineless...
My new game is to work out before the narrator speaks what he's going to say. I'm getting about 75% at the moment (i got "it's the morning of the beach party on Tiger Island.. " word for word)
and then when they were deciding whether Sarah and Adam left the island and were all debating who was "too much", she decided Sarah was. I'd have thought Adam was the more annoying of the two although Sarah's a precocious annoying little madam anyway, so it doesn't bother me who goes 
It's on E4 NOW!! Quick.



I think I'm in love with Char![]()
she's VERY tactile isn't she?! In a nice way.
Not in the weird way that little Sarah person clinged on to Diva when she arrived.

It was hilarious wasn't it? I can imagine Diva walking round with Sarah clinging to her ankles all week.![]()



I don't think Sarah's going to last. I think she had high hopes of becoming best buddies with Diva but Diva seems to have got nice and comfortable with Char. I also think Sarah will decide there's not enough to eat on the island and may resort to cannibalism![]()
and it's about time Tom was sent somewhere - preferably to his own little island. Miserable patronising little shit
and it's about time Tom was sent somewhere - preferably to his own little island. Miserable patronising little shit
Ah, he's doomed - just think, with him on the island, they'll not gain anyone. If they don't gain anyone, he can't swap cos the rules forbid it :0
what a CUNT though - "you've learned a lot by being here, cos where you come from everything is solved by fighting".


Ah, he's doomed - just think, with him on the island, they'll not gain anyone. If they don't gain anyone, he can't swap cos the rules forbid it :0
what a CUNT though - "you've learned a lot by being here, cos where you come from everything is solved by fighting".

yeah, that's when my jaw dropped
Danny doesn't seem to be missing Tom as much as Tom's missing Danny. Maybe once the two of them discover there's women on the island things will change.
What I'm hoping is that instead of evicting a newcomer, one of the originals will be made to go to the third island. I reckon Tom will be evicted and then he and Char can get together - just to upset El Jefe![]()

Char wouldn't touch Tom. She's![]()
and is ever such frightful fun, I'm wondering if it's all fake or whether she is genuinely frightfully nice 
Yeah I know. I'm quite annoyed with myself how much I like her. She's got such a horsey, sloaney look about herand is ever such frightful fun, I'm wondering if it's all fake or whether she is genuinely frightfully nice
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). She's that certain kind of posh that has a confidence and self-assuredness that comes from having a good background but lacks the arrogance / judgementalism.So, do you think she'd touch you?