Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
The only people I have known to be mugged were the BBC types. It's like they get targetted. Maybe I was just lucky.
I never had any issue living there. Well that's not entirely true, had some scraps with some aussie wankers but if you throw a ball at them you'll find they play amongst themselves and ignore you. Also the fuckers all come out into their gardens as soon as it's sunny and play crowded house songs whilst wearing sandals.
I felt safer living in Shepherds Bush than I did living in the suburbs to be honest.
I never had any issue living there. Well that's not entirely true, had some scraps with some aussie wankers but if you throw a ball at them you'll find they play amongst themselves and ignore you. Also the fuckers all come out into their gardens as soon as it's sunny and play crowded house songs whilst wearing sandals.
I felt safer living in Shepherds Bush than I did living in the suburbs to be honest.



- holland park elite round the corner innit