Shambo the sacred bullock!!!!!

[Udo Erasmus]

Dr Ambedkar was a great man, a much more impressive figure than Gandhi imho.

Too bad the Friends of the Western Buddhist Order have tried to hijack his memory.

 

[ddraig]

I expect I probably know more than you - that's why I'm not anarchist!

that's torn it!

mauvais - maaaan i just had to read that out to the office as i was laughing through the hand covering my face

 

[Col_Buendia]

Col_Buendia sides with the agencies of social control - the police and the state - against people living in a commune and minding their own business.

Cilla says: Uuudo Erasmus - worra fucking numpty!!

Really, you're beyond parody mate, in fact you're well past self-parody you numbskull I've made two posts on this thread - quote something from either of them to show where I've sided with *anybody*, or else stand exposed yet again as a fantasist and a liar.

Proof or retraction, fuckspud!!

 

[Gavin Bl]

I have to agree with Derf on this.

Also, I would have more sympathy with the monks if they were proper Hindus. but they are in fact all middle class white people

you can have any colour hindu you want, so long as its brown?

 

[Strumpet]

Bye Shambo

Lol@mavis!

 

[muckypup]

Too bad the Friends of the Western Buddhist Order have tried to hijack his memory.

whats the dirt on the friends of the western bhuddist order ? I'm intrigued

 

[Louloubelle]

OMG!

It's like when they killed Aslan

Only he's a bull not a lion

And he can't talk

And there are no fauns

Or something

 

[rhys gethin]

OMG!

It's like when they killed Aslan

Only he's a bull not a lion

And he can't talk

And there are no fauns

Or something

When they killed Shambo
the English journalists
shifted hungrily
stretching their bald necks.

 

[Udo Erasmus]

whats the dirt on the friends of the western bhuddist order ? I'm intrigued

http://www.fwbo-files.com/FWBOFiles/fwbofiles.htm

Basically, the "venerable" Sangharakshita (aka Dennis Lingword) founder of the FWBO is alleged to have liked to pressurise young male recruits to the group to sleep with them, but argued that this was a spiritual practice and linked with the chosen acolyte overcoming his western dualist heterosexual mindset. At the time he also wore the robe of a celibate monk. Several young men linked to him committed suicide.

The FWBO also claim close links between Sangharakshita and Dr Ambedkar. While they did meet, these claims are fictitious. For example, Sangharakshita claims to have been Ambedkar's special friend and adviser and to have presided over a famous ceremony where half-a-million untouchables converted from hinduism to buddhism.

The FWBO have also been accused of trying to take over the teaching of Buddhism at UK academic institutions and exclude all other sects of Buddhism. This has been seen at Cardiff University, where for a while, they had inviltrated the Religious Studies department.

The leadership is also misogynist and sexist. While their is much sexism in traditional buddhism - for example, the Buddha at first refused to give women an equal footing in the orders he founded - it is strange for a Western buddhist order to perpetrate gross sexism.

 

[Udo Erasmus]

Cilla says: Uuudo Erasmus - worra fucking numpty!!

Really, you're beyond parody mate, in fact you're well past self-parody you numbskull I've made two posts on this thread - quote something from either of them to show where I've sided with *anybody*, or else stand exposed yet again as a fantasist and a liar.

Proof or retraction, fuckspud!!

Oh dear, Col_buendia really needs to get a grip.

Go and calm down and read your Guardian.

Liberal!

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Has anyone ever actually met Udo... I really do wonder sometimes whether hes the product of some comedians imagination

 

[rhys gethin]

Has anyone ever actually met Udo... I really do wonder sometimes whether hes the product of some comedians imagination

He was conjured up at a black mass I attended in Ystradgynlais, 1993 - we got the bloody ritual wrong, to tell the truth. We tried sacrificing the failed priest who officiated to Thatcher, but it didn't work!

 

[Col_Buendia]

Oh dear, Col_buendia really needs to get a grip.

Go and calm down and read your Guardian.

Liberal!

Oh dear, Udo Erasmus exposed once again as a liar and a fantasist!

Where's your quote - or are you avoiding the question?

Here it is again mister: "Proof or retraction, fuckspud!!"

And you do a pisspoor job of mimicking Nep, btw

+

=

 

[Ben Bore]

Apparently, these Monks in Skanda Vale (or whatever quaint Hindu/English name they've given to the place) hold open days in which they show the good work they do with local charities etc (fair do's to them), but one visitor was a bit surprised that they use slug pellets to look after their plants!

 

[Udo Erasmus]

To Col_Buendia,

Show me where you defended the victims of police and state brutality on this thread and I will be happy to retract my statement!

Did you even press one letter of your keyboard to defend those defending Shambo the Bull?

No.

 

[Dic Penderyn]

press one letter of your keyboard to defend those defending Shambo the Bull?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

pressing one letter of the keyboard to defend??????

W <- a holy cow (batman)

A <- wearing anti-shagging rings in school

N <- wearing a bag on your head

K <- the Newport RFC tryline

 

[llantwit]

But like you say, Udy baby - they don't deserve to be defended as they're a bunch of psuedo-religious middle class numpties.

 

[Udo Erasmus]

I take it that Col_buendia, the talking bull, is too wimpy to defend himself on this thread?


His cut 'n' paste images were sooo hillarious (not!)

 

[llantwit]

Udo, maaaan. Nobody says, like, "... Not!" anymore. It's just, sooo, like, 1990s.

 

[Gromit]

If you miss Shambo that much why not but an authentic Shambo belt?
Or maybe you'd prefer shambo shoes or boots?
Made from finest Shambo leather and sold via Ebay
You've followed the story now wear a piece of history. They're not just fashion items they're Hindutastic!

 

[Col_Buendia]

Hey, numpty, forgot what you posted, did ya? Here it is:

Col_Buendia sides with the agencies of social control - the police and the state - against people living in a commune and minding their own business.

And you haven't been able to prove it! God, it's like shooting fish in a barrel with you. You should really try to remember that this is a *public* bulletin board, and that your messages stay up here in cyberspace to be quoted back at ya and prove you to be - what? - a liar!!

Once again, Udo the shambolic liar.

 

[Udo Erasmus]

To Col_Buendia,

Show me where you defended the victims of police and state brutality on this thread and I will be happy to retract my statement!

Even now you have yet to side with the victims.

"To wash one’s hands of the struggle between the powerful and the powerless is to side with the powerful –
NOT TO REMAIN NEUTRAL!"- Paulo Freire

Read that and weep! Col_Buendia, the taking bull . . .

 

[Gavin Bl]

Udo, earlier on you said you thought the bull should be put down, and that you'd have more sympathy if they were 'proper hindus' and not all white middle class types (from some of the pics I saw, at least one of them had a hell of suntan then) - and now you are taking someone else to task for not siding with the 'victims'. Which way are you gonna slice it, my lad?

 

[llantwit]

I think Udo might be being not altogether serious. It's difficult to tell with him, though.

 

[xenon]

Steak anyone?

 

[Gavin Bl]

I think Udo might be being not altogether serious. It's difficult to tell with him, though.

ah right, I need signposts to tell me when the rhetoric ends and the parody begins.

 

[lewislewis]

I'm starting to kind of like Udo...help me.

 

[llantwit]

I like Udo too... but I don't think he likes me.
He called me a mid-level south wales anarchist hack.

 

[Gavin Bl]

ah right, I need signposts to tell me when the rhetoric ends and the parody begins.

mind you, it was like that a lot of the time in the SWP.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Is shambo dead yet?