Shagging in the Olympic Village!

Discussion in 'Olympics 2008' started by Melinda, Aug 23, 2008.

  1. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    Well I noticed! :D

    Ive also noticed you've gone straight for the Big DC. Again :D

    *shakes head*
     
  2. Detroit City

    Detroit City This post is my opinion..

    must have been an englishman :p
     
  3. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es gibt Zeit

    Yay! Somebody noticed!

    :cool:

    And I can't help myself.

    :D
     
  4. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    there's big swathes of the USA where they don't have teeth

    [​IMG]
     
  5. aylee

    aylee In exile in Haringay

    Wasn't there some Canadian gymnast or swimmer who got chucked out of her team a while ago for taking on large numbers of her male colleagues .... all at once? :D
     
  6. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

    Link! :D
     
  7. dilute micro

    dilute micro esse quam videri

  8. Melinda

    Melinda Kama roa, efshar livloa?

  9. mango5

    mango5 Endeavour era

  10. Jessiedog

    Jessiedog Keeping the faith.

    Yeah.

    Can we bin the "phwoar" threads, please?


    ;)


    Woof
     
  11. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    That would be some really high powered fucking.

    I wonder if Usain Bolt got to have an orgy with just him and the US and Russian women's 4 x400 relay teams, or is that just my personal fantasy?

    As the world's fastest man, he could probably get through all 8 of them in about half an hour, right out of the blocks, from dry to sweaty.
     
  12. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    So we can't show pictures of women, no matter what?

    About a billion people saw those images of that woman. That's what she wore at the olympics. But what's acceptable for a billion people, and hundreds of media outlets, isn't acceptable at U75.

    It's the mods channelling Queen Victoria.:D
     
  13. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    I hope it isn't about jealousy.
     
  14. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    What an odd thing to say
     
  15. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    If you keep up the pious thing long enough, you might get to be the first redheaded pope within recent memory.

    I personally would vote for you, if I was one of the cardinals of U75.
     
  16. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    Just seems a bit like the sort of thing a teenager or Sun reader would say, not a middle-aged Canadian lawyer
     
  17. dilute micro

    dilute micro esse quam videri

    Franco = purely random. :(
     
  18. Onket

    Onket Je suis [CONTENT REMOVED]

    It's about consistency.

    Sadly any thread containing an image, male or female, attractive or not, must now be binned.

    Fair's fair.
     
  19. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
    Cuban's women's volleyball team vs Italy.

    I wonder if the Cubans were allowed to shag, or if they had to remain in their dorms, under the watchful eye of Castroite political officers?
     
  20. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    If they did I doubt they would choose moose.
     
  21. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    Why bring up bestiality?
     
  22. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    It's an endearing term we have for western Canadians.
     
  23. Knut

    Knut life is beautiful

    There's hope for some of you in 2012. :p
     
  24. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    She had watched his muscles ripple as he cast the Javelin fully three hundred meters. She had watched as his second shot sliced the crisp virginal air as it broke the sound barrier. This dart rode straight and true, impaling the 1000 yard man with its steely shaft. Sheathed in latex and kevlar though he was, the impact threw him into a river of passion and he....not that bit yet

    She wielded the hammer as some mighty organ, forever oiling the links with wd-40 and paying deep stroking attention to the ball with brasso.

    Two medal fixated bodies came together in a rush of olympic scale passion. His eyes bored into hers like agate as he bore her to his Travelodge standard room whereupon the was a brief struggle with the card-key. But the rive of passion still raged angrily

    Later on in the iniquitous den called the olympic village played host to a spam Javelin and the mighty hammer of gyrating passion.
     
  25. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    Mills & Boon has changed these days:eek:
     
  26. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

  27. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    So who are the cubans going to shag: some rough and ready western canadians, or some pasty british with small penises?
     
  28. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    More likely the British because as the OP said, ladies like gold medal winners...if their cocks are that small they can use the medals like Thai beads.
     
  29. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    There's thousands of athletes, and not that many gold medal winners, and they're probably all being fucked by the likes of Madam Chiang Kai Chek. So then it reverts to the usual laws of attraction.:)

    Which means: we're lumberjacks, and you're overrefreshed pub jockeys.:)
     
  30. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    Yeah there's 200 nations there and neither Canada nor GB would be top of the erotica list.

    ETA I want to add some pretty pics but the FAQQERS will shoot me down.
     

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