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Shagging in the Olympic Village!

aylee

In exile in Haringay
Wasn't there some Canadian gymnast or swimmer who got chucked out of her team a while ago for taking on large numbers of her male colleagues .... all at once? :D
 

Johnny Canuck3

Well-Known Member
Sex and the Olympic city- Article in the Times.

Tomorrow night thousands of young men and women with the most fit, toned bodies in the world will mingle for the last time before they fly home. What might they get up to?


:D


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece
That would be some really high powered fucking.

I wonder if Usain Bolt got to have an orgy with just him and the US and Russian women's 4 x400 relay teams, or is that just my personal fantasy?

As the world's fastest man, he could probably get through all 8 of them in about half an hour, right out of the blocks, from dry to sweaty.
 

Johnny Canuck3

Well-Known Member
So we can't show pictures of women, no matter what?

About a billion people saw those images of that woman. That's what she wore at the olympics. But what's acceptable for a billion people, and hundreds of media outlets, isn't acceptable at U75.

It's the mods channelling Queen Victoria.:D
 

Orang Utan

knows how to use the three shells
Just seems a bit like the sort of thing a teenager or Sun reader would say, not a middle-aged Canadian lawyer
 

Johnny Canuck3

Well-Known Member

Cuban's women's volleyball team vs Italy.

I wonder if the Cubans were allowed to shag, or if they had to remain in their dorms, under the watchful eye of Castroite political officers?
 

DotCommunist

slowtime
She had watched his muscles ripple as he cast the Javelin fully three hundred meters. She had watched as his second shot sliced the crisp virginal air as it broke the sound barrier. This dart rode straight and true, impaling the 1000 yard man with its steely shaft. Sheathed in latex and kevlar though he was, the impact threw him into a river of passion and he....not that bit yet

She wielded the hammer as some mighty organ, forever oiling the links with wd-40 and paying deep stroking attention to the ball with brasso.

Two medal fixated bodies came together in a rush of olympic scale passion. His eyes bored into hers like agate as he bore her to his Travelodge standard room whereupon the was a brief struggle with the card-key. But the rive of passion still raged angrily

Later on in the iniquitous den called the olympic village played host to a spam Javelin and the mighty hammer of gyrating passion.
 

twistedAM

Left Of The Dial
She had watched his muscles ripple as he cast the Javelin fully three hundred meters. She had watched as his second shot sliced the crisp virginal air as it broke the sound barrier. This dart rode straight and true, impaling the 1000 yard man with its steely shaft. Sheathed in latex and kevlar though he was, the impact threw him into a river of passion and he....not that bit yet

She wielded the hammer as some mighty organ, forever oiling the links with wd-40 and paying deep storking attention to the ball with brasso.

Two medal fixated bodies came together in a rush of olympic scale passion. His eyes bored into hers like agate as he bore who to his Travelodge standaerd room whereupon the was a brief struggle with the card-key. But the rive of passion still raged angrily

Later on in the iniquitous den called the olympic village played host to a spam Javelin and the mighty hammer of gyrating passion.
Mills & Boon has changed these days:eek:
 

twistedAM

Left Of The Dial
So who are the cubans going to shag: some rough and ready western canadians, or some pasty british with small penises?
More likely the British because as the OP said, ladies like gold medal winners...if their cocks are that small they can use the medals like Thai beads.
 

Johnny Canuck3

Well-Known Member
More likely the British because as the OP said, ladies like gold medal winners...if their cocks are that small they can use the medals like Thai beads.
There's thousands of athletes, and not that many gold medal winners, and they're probably all being fucked by the likes of Madam Chiang Kai Chek. So then it reverts to the usual laws of attraction.:)

Which means: we're lumberjacks, and you're overrefreshed pub jockeys.:)
 

twistedAM

Left Of The Dial
There's thousands of athletes, and not that many gold medal winners, and they're probably all being fucked by the likes of Madam Chiang Kai Chek. So then it reverts to the usual laws of attraction.:)

Which means: we're lumberjacks, and you're overrefreshed pub jockeys.:)
Yeah there's 200 nations there and neither Canada nor GB would be top of the erotica list.

ETA I want to add some pretty pics but the FAQQERS will shoot me down.
 
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