Sex at festivals

[bluestreak]

Far more of a sight than the 45-year-old, skanky crustie woman my mate saw as she walked through the greenfields during the day. Said lady was atop a stall, skirt hoiked up around her shoulders, flicking her bean with a ming-encrusted, broken fingernail and a look of faraway ecstasy on her face.
Parents were apparently averting the eyes of small children.

The stewards arrived and bundled her away

heh, i wonder if it was the same one from 2005 who started flicking herself off next to the bandstand whilst some band were playing. one of the band got so annoyed he emptied a rubbish bin over her and still she sat there in the filth strumming away!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

heh, i wonder if it was the same one from 2005 who started flicking herself off next to the bandstand whilst some band were playing. one of the band got so annoyed he emptied a rubbish bin over her and still she sat there in the filth strumming away!

hehehe, I remember that, but I think it was longer ago than 2005 - 2003 maybe?

 

[nosos]

Women yes, so long as they're clean. Men, no, as they smell bad.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I'm rarely in a state where I'm capable to be honest

 

[Dubversion]

I'm rarely in a state where I'm capable to be honest

ever.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

ever.

Bastard

 

[bluestreak]

hehehe, I remember that, but I think it was longer ago than 2005 - 2003 maybe?

really? how time flies.

honestly though, it all just melts into one over-riding uber-glastonbury. i suspect it may ahve something to do with the vast amounts of drugs.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

honestly though, it all just melts into one over-riding uber-glastonbury. i suspect it may ahve something to do with the vast amounts of drugs.

No shit

 

[aqua]

there is a phenomenon amongst role players on weekends away called "event cock"

the combination of beer/drugs and no cleaning - anyone who is willing to go near it is welcome to it

 

[Gromit]

Had sex in this field of long grass near to the festival tents towards the end of the night. Sex whilst whilst listening to live bands is

Unfortunately we didn't think it so cool the next night when we spotted that lots of girls were using the field for a quick wee throughout the night.

 

[Yetman]

At the stone circle at around 5:00 off me nuts on MDMA. Saw a big crowd in a circle gathered round some activity on the floor. Pushed in for a gander and what should I spy but a butt naked couple, entirely oblivious to the audience,rutting like dogs in their own filth. People were taking photos, video footage, poking them, chucking water on them. They didn't so much as bat an eyelid.

Far more of a sight than the 45-year-old, skanky crustie woman my mate saw as she walked through the greenfields during the day. Said lady was atop a stall, skirt hoiked up around her shoulders, flicking her bean with a ming-encrusted, broken fingernail and a look of faraway ecstasy on her face.
Parents were apparently averting the eyes of small children.

The stewards arrived and bundled her away

AAHAHHHFHHHGGHHG! Something is coming back to me.....must repress...I might just have seen this, or the bandstand one....something involving a horrible naked woman definitely

*closes eyes and rocks gently*

 

[SubZeroCat]

I plan on just getting her to swallow

Heh, reminds me of when I gave head to a friend at Glasto and spat it out allll over his t-shirt

 

[Gromit]

Heh, reminds me of when I gave head to a friend at Glasto and spat it out allll over his t-shirt

A fair trade.

Did you say a friend? Not a boyfriend but just a friend.
Wow I bet you have guys queuing up to be mates with you in that case.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

A fair trade.

Did you say a friend? Not a boyfriend but just a friend.
Wow I bet you have guys queuing up to be mates with you in that case.

SubZeroCats tent, Glasto 2005:

 

[Gromit]

SubZeroCats tent, Glasto 2005:

Bet there were one or two who queued simply because everyone else was and were wondering whether they'd end up with a beer, burger or a toilet at the end of it. Man were they in for a surprise!

 

[Superape]

You've seen the toilets, you know exactly where it's been.

 

[Firky]

I remember think that bees is a canny quiet chap but I now know it was because you had yellow teeth and a breath like a dead man's arse

 

[samk]

No one has mentioned pulling at festivals?

 

[Treebeak]

I plan on just getting her to swallow

Ditto my last thread. You carry my stuff and let me have a cath kidston tent and I might permit this form festie love.

Plus I hadnt really thought of the drip drip and no adequate bathing facilities. ewwwwww

 

[Kanda]

Plus I hadnt really thought of the drip drip and no adequate bathing facilities. ewwwwww

Nothing a cotton bud and some moist bog roll can't sort

 

[northernhord]

Nowt like a good festival shag to clear the sinuses.

 

[david dissadent]

heh, i wonder if it was the same one from 2005 who started flicking herself off next to the bandstand whilst some band were playing. one of the band got so annoyed he emptied a rubbish bin over her and still she sat there in the filth strumming away!

It was 2004 and I believe the woman was mentaly ill and taken to welfare.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

you worded that very badly indeed then

<unsubscribes>

Actually, no - I'm back - yeah - it probably is nicer not to have a load shot into you when you're hours from the nearest shower.

I have no idea how the boys feel about this.

<reunsubscribes>

I don't think boys mind load-shooting, hours from the nearest shower.

Shagging on a long camping trip is about the same: doing it after not brushing teeth for two weeks.

 

[david dissadent]

*Adds an illustration of what it would look like to pull at festie*

 

[William of Walworth]

Sex at festivals?

Would be great ... or anywhere, really ...

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Sex at festivals?

Would be great ... or anywhere, really ...

http://www.geocities.com/cruelblogmon/drunk_girl.JPG

 

[fogbat]

Sex at festivals?

Would be great ... or anywhere, really ...

(((WoW)))

This thread actually aroused my interest in it. Any urbanettes with poor taste in men with a spare festie ticket?

On a horribly ruinous note, a simile I remember from eFestivals a few years back that has haunted me: "Like pulling open a dairylea sandwich"

 

[DrRingDing]

Drugs to come up
Drugs to come down
Drugs to go 'round and 'round
Money, lots of.
Shirt, tie, waistcoat, smart hat.
Gortex everything (boots gaitors trousers jacket)

 

[Skim]

Drugs to come up
Drugs to come down
Drugs to go 'round and 'round
Money, lots of.
Shirt, tie, waistcoat, smart hat.
Gortex everything (boots gaitors trousers jacket)

Erm... wrong thread.

Or perhaps "Goretex everything" is your bag?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

http://www.coolbuddy.com/gallery_pics/imgs/another-drunk-girl-enjoying.jpg