The Groke
hot hail/Paging Dr. Beat
2 eggs, throw em in a bowl.
Lots of pepper, pinch of salt, dash of milk and - this is very important - about a third of a teaspoon of English mustard.
Loosely/lightly whisk your mixture with a fork - no need to batter the crap out of it.
Heat a really generous nob of butter in your pan and before it starts to smoke and get too hot, fling your egg-mix in.
Stir until it is nearly cooked and still a bit runny........take of the heat and by the time you get it out of the pan and on to your plate/toast, the residual heat will have finished of the cooking and it will be done to a tea.
How about you lot?
Lots of pepper, pinch of salt, dash of milk and - this is very important - about a third of a teaspoon of English mustard.
Loosely/lightly whisk your mixture with a fork - no need to batter the crap out of it.
Heat a really generous nob of butter in your pan and before it starts to smoke and get too hot, fling your egg-mix in.
Stir until it is nearly cooked and still a bit runny........take of the heat and by the time you get it out of the pan and on to your plate/toast, the residual heat will have finished of the cooking and it will be done to a tea.
How about you lot?

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