scores of germans die each year through risky wanking practices

Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by Pickman's model, Feb 8, 2018.

  1. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

  2. moochedit

    moochedit Mr Mooched It

    Thread title of the year contender :D
     
  3. littleseb

    littleseb littleseb

    After a couple of visits to Berghain nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to German willies.
     
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  4. dessiato

    dessiato Lost in paradise

    It's the melted cheese that confuses me. It's bloody hot and will burn.
     
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  5. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    International stats required
     
  6. littleseb

    littleseb littleseb

    well, yeah....I guess cold cheese would be a rather boring exercise.
     
  7. seeformiles

    seeformiles Lost in the wood

    Wow - a sexy human raclette
     
  8. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    Ploughmans Wank
     
  9. Athos

    Athos Well-Known Member

    Bashing the Stinking Bishop.
     
  10. Mumbles274

    Mumbles274 running from law and the press and the parents

    A quick fonduele
     
  11. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    "You've gone purple, Helmut."
     
  12. littleseb

    littleseb littleseb

    knob cheese fondue
     
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  13. Athos

    Athos Well-Known Member

    Baby Bell-end
     
  14. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    Who among us hasn't tried a Krafty wank?
     
  15. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    :D :D :D :D
     
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  16. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow cooking expert and general daft apeth

    I suppose you could use cheese triangles as sachets of lube.
     
  17. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    Not at all
     
  18. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    yeh pa swears by dairylea
     
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  19. Mumbles274

    Mumbles274 running from law and the press and the parents

    Us Brits are so primula and proper
     
  20. moochedit

    moochedit Mr Mooched It

    Im sure theres a joke could be made about singles but im crap at puns :(
     
  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    the wurst :(
     
  22. dessiato

    dessiato Lost in paradise

    Oh, I don't know. Where's your imagination?
     
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  23. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow cooking expert and general daft apeth

    Fromage frottage would liven things up.
     
  24. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    littleseb camembert putting parts of his body in cold cheese
     
  25. keybored

    keybored ㋛̶̶̵̙̜̝̖̝̭̎̀̔̌̕

    Das gefahrwichsen.
     
  26. bemused

    bemused Well-Known Member

    You just lack imagination.

    He was well protected.
     
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  27. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    I used to know a few Germans and it seemed they were all into BrieDSM
     
  28. Schmetterling

    Schmetterling I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

    I’m ok, thank you for asking. :D
     
  29. Throbbing Angel

    Throbbing Angel it's a very pretty colour this ambulance, isn't it

    What's the best way to wank in Germany? Caerphilly!
     
  30. Throbbing Angel

    Throbbing Angel it's a very pretty colour this ambulance, isn't it

    Pecker-ino
     
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