Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by Pickman's model, Feb 8, 2018.
Study finds masturbation kills 100 Germans every year | Daily Mail Online
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After a couple of visits to Berghain nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to German willies.
It's the melted cheese that confuses me. It's bloody hot and will burn.
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well, yeah....I guess cold cheese would be a rather boring exercise.
Wow - a sexy human raclette
Bashing the Stinking Bishop.
A quick fonduele
"You've gone purple, Helmut."
knob cheese fondue
Who among us hasn't tried a Krafty wank?
I suppose you could use cheese triangles as sachets of lube.
Not at all
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Us Brits are so primula and proper
Im sure theres a joke could be made about singles but im crap at puns
Oh, I don't know. Where's your imagination?
Fromage frottage would liven things up.
littleseb camembert putting parts of his body in cold cheese
You just lack imagination.
He was well protected.
I used to know a few Germans and it seemed they were all into BrieDSM
I’m ok, thank you for asking.
What's the best way to wank in Germany? Caerphilly!
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