Sci Fi Deadliest Warrior

[camouflage]

Look at those arms, Alf would kick ETs ass.

Ah, but ET has Heal Poke to heal himself, and by the same token is also able to employ Burning Finger of Righteous Fury Attack.

 

[camouflage]

vs

 

[Cid]

Oh and Riker can be a dick but C-3P0 go his ass kicked by that monkey thing on Jabbas barrage.

Yeah, but he's made of metal, so if Riker hit him he would cry.

 

[DotCommunist]

heuristic algorithm device wins

 

[Bernie Gunther]

Venusian Jujitsu

vs

Jedi Kendo (or whatever it's called, geeks please help)

 

[camouflage]

heuristic algorithm device wins

Well to be fair, HAL probably wouldn't be totally stumped by the concept of a strange game like naughts and crosses.

 

[camouflage]

Venusian Jujitsu

vs

Jedi Kendo (or whatever it's called, geeks please help)

Outcome inevitable, Jedi trumps Who.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Alec Guinness wins.

 

[DotCommunist]

Pertwee would merc Guiness.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

asif

 

[DotCommunist]

'oh it appears that I am time and space lord confronted by a member of a far away galaxy who possesses mild telepathic and telekinetic skills. I am shitting it'

 

[Balbi]

v

v

 

[FridgeMagnet]

'oh it appears that I am time and space lord confronted by a member of a far away galaxy who possesses mild telepathic and telekinetic skills. I am shitting it'

Oh I am alec fucking guinness. Game over.

Alec Guinness vs Shatner? Now, that would be something.

 

[8den]

Yeah, but he's made of metal, so if Riker hit him he would cry.

Riker has a phaser.

 

[camouflage]

vs

Hardly a match in the same league as FrideMagnets Cheney vs Pope (that, I would pay alot of money to see by the way) but still, worth a giggle. Fritz would win obviously.

 

[Balbi]

Riker's a fucking tool.

vs

 

[Balbi]

Columbo would kick Hagrids arse

 

[8den]

Ah, but ET has Heal Poke to heal himself, and by the same token is also able to employ Burning Finger of Righteous Fury Attack.

Yeah but it's hardly ninja..."ET heal self" twack twack twack twack. Alf, "Heal that bitch".

 

[Stigmata]

I've never seen Columbo described as a deadly sci fi warrior

 

[8den]

Columbo would kick Hagrids arse

In the sixteen trillion episodes of columbo he's never done anything approaching ass kicking.

 

[8den]

Riker's a fucking tool.

And welsey is technically a god. While Ewoks just assumed C-3P0 was a god. I aint betting on the translation droid.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Balbi]

Zapp Brannigan vs Shatner

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Zapp Brannigan vs Shatner

Shatner is always going to win, whoever he is against. It's the law. And not just sci-fi law, real law!

 

[the button]

Riker's a fucking tool.

vs

Please C3PO. I fucking hate Wesley Crusher I do.

Original Star Trek -- tremendously popular with children. But when they made TNG, it was "Best put a child character in there, otherwise kids won't watch it." Fuck off.

 

[Balbi]

Yes, but you forget Brannigans Law is hard and fast, just like Brannigans love.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Yes, but you forget Brannigans Law is hard and fast, just like Brannigans love.

Maybe they would start fighting but end kissing...

 

[Balbi]

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I knew I got the idea from somewhere...rather than just my fetid imagination!

 

[Balbi]

Futurama DELIVERS.